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...but you can't rush a good shit, surely ? I mean, they're meant to be savoured, with a good book if possible.
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Well, I finally got a shirt in, Nile In Their Darkened Shrines, I'll try to get my ssiter to take a couple pics so I can post them later.
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Wow. You must have a well trained asshole. So to speak. I'm sorry, the internet has ruined me for normal discourse.
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Last semester, I would sometimes have a gap of about 45 minutes between classes. Not enough time to go home and too early in the day for lunch, so I found (one of) the most little-used bathrooms on campus and made it my "between classes shit sanctuaty". I'd just go in, take a nice 40 minute dump, and feel fucking great for the next class.
I've heard rumors of the "hidden" or "secret" bathroom somewhere on campus, with a message written on the wall saying "Congratulations. You are shitting on the secret toilet. Savor this moment". I will find it one day if it's the second to last thing I ever do! (The last thing I do, of course, will be to shit on it).
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I had one of those toilets too, based in the very bowels of the English department at Leeds university. I think it was so unused because the only classroom there was used for the logic component of the Philosophy degree, so once I'd finished slaving over basic logic gates, I could go and have a big hairy shit. I never saw anyone else use those toilets. Ever.
They were also very close to the classroom. As I was doing English / Philosophy (joint honours), the majority of my class were women - hence doing a violent, aching shit before class meant that they all got to smell the detritus of my kebab/Guiness diet.
Winnar.
They were also very close to the classroom. As I was doing English / Philosophy (joint honours), the majority of my class were women - hence doing a violent, aching shit before class meant that they all got to smell the detritus of my kebab/Guiness diet.
Winnar.
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i hate the sound affects. i swear, its like they think theyre invincible in the stall. "...no one can hear you fart"
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I love making sounds while shitting. It makes people wonder what the hell is going on in there. lots of heavy breathing, fart sounds, even some light slapping.
Its a good way to have fun while shitting
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Wow, thank god women do not do that in public. I think we'd rather walk around clenching our butt cheeks together for hours rather than be subjected to being so undignified in front of strangers.
At least that's personally how I am. If I absolutely have to shit in a public bathroom, I make sure no one's in there, I will either lock the main entrance to it or put a chair or something against the door so no one can come in, then I will haul ass so fast and get it done with in like 20 seconds and get the hell out of there!
I do not do that in front of other people. No way.
haha! haul ass...
but yeah, i dont like anyone in their either. if someone does walk in. i'll wait till they leave, or flush...
why are we talking about shit? goddamnit, im to blame too. soooo, how bout the new dying fetus!?
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That would be ... odd. Like slowly dipping your fella into luke warm water or something i.e. poo would be warm wouldn't it?
Why the hell is everyone talking about poo!
Why the hell is everyone talking about poo!
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