Really gay power metal song

[Winmar]

Listen to it again, Spiff. It's seriously gay. Any album with piano ballads that gay has to be seen as well.....pretty bloody gay.

 

[Spiff]

Nah, you're wrong Winster. Sorry to break it to ya.

What's that really good song on the album that I can't think of? That one rules.

 

[Winmar]

Nah, go try again Spiff. Seriously, chuck it on just one more time and you'll see what I mean. I paid five bucks for it and feel ripped off.

 

[Spiff]

I paid $30 and wish I could have paid more for it because I felt like I was cheating the system, that's how good it is. So instead of tracking down the band and giving them the extra cash I decided to sponsor a skinny kids from one of them dusty countries in their honour.

 

[Winmar]

Very honourable of you!

 

[Goreripper]

The question needs to be asked: Why do people think you are gay, Spiffo?

 

[Spiff]

I have no idea, Gore! It's not like I have sex with blokes or anything obvious like that.

 

[Spiff]

"How Many Miles" - that's the rockin' Edguy song I was thinking of.

 

[Mark]

Hey, you're not gay?

 

[MeKaChrOme]

If you're talking lightheartedness, Dragonland would be right up there.

Other than that, pick something from Sonata Arctica. eg Letter to Dana, and there's a few other songs on that album which are pretty "gay"

 

[Spruce Goose]

The first song that sprang to mind for me was

Helloween - Mr. Torture

Just because that song brings pain.... with its whips and its chains.

The lyrics are cheesier than a triple cheese burger from cheese island

 

[Dakk]

You think Dragonland are gay, Meka?

 

[MeKaChrOme]

hahaha no! I just meant that if you use the definition of "Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry" as "gay", then Dragonland are "gay".

They're a pretty cheery sort of band!

 

[Spiff]

Hey, you're not gay?

Nup!