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NocturnalSun said:this is by far the funniest ever. Even I question some aspects of my religion, but it is certain that Jesus was completely SINLESS. He was God's only son. How the hell could Jesus kill a boyhood friend? show me this article and granted, I'm gonna have to beat ur ass down with some serious religious discussion on this one, but I wanna know just how the hell someone came to this conclusion?
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You are as thick as shit. Do some research into your own religion.
"There are dozens of Christian apocryphal works in existence that didn't make it into the official canon [4th century] (more than fifty, in fact), but that doesn't make them unbiased (an understatement if there ever was one) and it certainly does not make them contemporary. It's interesting though that as long as it suits the Christian agenda they will selectively quote from these apocryphal works in order to strengthen a particular point they wish to convey, but then they will turn around and ignore all the embarrassing problems this creates for them when the other, less savory, parts of those works are used against them.
How about exuberant tales of Jesus' early childhood as portrayed in the Gospel of Thomas? Consider this one from chapter 4:
"Later he [the young Jesus] was going through the village again when a boy ran by and bumped him on the shoulder. Jesus got angry and said to him, "You won't continue your journey." And all of a sudden he fell down and died ... The parents of the dead boy came to Joseph and blamed him, saying, "Because you have such a boy, you can't live with us in the village, or else teach him to bless and not curse. He's killing our children!"