So...what have I missed?

[whiskey funeral]

Who still posts here? Who doesn't? Did anyone die/get married/have babies/move or anything else interesting? SHARE, please!

 

[SentinelSlain]

Mort went to jail for rock spidering.

V5 got leg extension surgery.

Zeph married a black muslim girl and changed his opinions towards Byzantium/ Islamic civilization.

Krampus married a Korean guy and now lives there.

DG developed a liking for money and stopped listening to metal.

JFAD moved to America and became a skinny American.

Every single female other than Krampus and Alina left (that actually happened).

 

[whiskey funeral]

Awesome. How about mutantllama? And Ozzman? Crap, I'm sure there are a ton of people from here I'm forgetting about at the moment. This place doesn't seem as hoppin' as it was 3-4 years ago.

 

[Dak]

No it's not as hopping as it was, metal is going through a bit of a downturn atm I think, and/or so are message boards as a social media format.

 

[whiskey funeral]

You really think so? I was out of the loop for so long and have been trying to play catch up over the last few months. It's been exciting to hear a ton of good "new" music. Message boards like this may be a dying medium but will always hold a special place in my heart. I don't know very many people in the real world who share my musical tastes and have been exposed to so much god through message boards.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Yeah, UM has basically turned into a sexual frustration outlet for half of the board and a debate forum for Dak. I still dig it though.

 

[Dak]

So the Butt and SS are half the board? Damn. It is in bad shape

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Excuse me, I forgot about Rick's sexual exploits

 

[whiskey funeral]

I thought it always had that element of sexual frustration. At least from what I remember, guys here were ALWAYS bitching about girls and/or harassing the female posters (I received some of that "harassment" but never took it as such FYI).

 

[Dak]

Yeah, Rick has to balance it out.

As far as music goes, yeah, still a bunch of great music coming out. October Tide back together FTW.

 

[Zephyrus]

Don't forget Krig's daily poop updates.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

That's nothing new If anything, he's taken a step back. We haven't seen any pictures of his balls lately.

 

[Dak]

Is it sad Krigs poops were my first thought when asked for a board status update? But she did ask for "new".

 

[Satanstoenail]

Did anyone die/get married/have babies/move or anything else interesting?

I died.

 

[Mort Divine]

wtf is rock spidering

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

my poop updates are very necessary

 

[The Ozzman]

I was in a relationship for a while and then that ended. I got a new car about a week ago and got promoted at work about 9 months ago. I also lost 20+ pounds

What have you been doing, Tara? Didn't you get married or something?

 

[Nephilim96]

I joined the forum, and I have added nothing for the most part. I'm on a journey to listen to every single album ever made within the next two weeks.

 

[sevag00]

We have new friend here, monoxide child. But beware he is a wierdo.

 

[Nephilim96]

We have new friend here, monoxide child. But beware he is a wierdo.

He's cool, if you like hearing stories about him having threeways with fat chicks who have green hair and pierced clits.