soo good

[ethereallights]

MAIDEN!!!!!! woot lol

I'm starting to doubt the intellect of some of the people that post here......

 

[Nico]

I'm starting to doubt the intellect of some of the people that post here......

That doubt will grow in time...

 

[jaykeegan]

Mikael Åkerfeldt is definitely one extrodinarely evil human being.

 

[Detric]

Is that a Burzum shirt he is wearing..

 

[Ermz]

Metal face + Burzum t-shirt + Stratocaster...? (wtf)

 

[Nico]

He's more metal than my pet goldfish.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

Is that a Burzum shirt he is wearing..

Bathory

 

[osse87]

Actually, Jesus told me in a dream that I should check out Opeth.

 

[Protected Witness]

yea i originally was going to put "that guy's got a small face" under the avatar, but alas, it's too long. quotes:

"Bustaker."
"Is Sabbath wrong too, man?"
"Am I annoying you yet? I'm not touching yooou." (something like that)

Nope, sorry, gonna be a lunchtaker then.

 

[mot-]

Actually, Jesus told me in a dream that I should check out Opeth.

Strange, i had the same experience. Must have something to do with Grog ?

 

[osse87]

Strange, i had the same experience. Must have something to do with Grog ?

I've heard Jesus likes grog, and that he wishes grog consumers nothing but bliss.

 

[synergy]

sometimes I like to read the Bible while listening to Opeth while farting into a flaming vanilla scented candle...

 

[The Dude]

Modern Satanists (ie those that follow Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible) don't actually beleive in "the devil". And anyone who beleives in mythical beings that can't be proven to exist in my opinion is rather simple. But hey, each to their own....

 

[ethereallights]

Modern Satanists (ie those that follow Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible) don't actually beleive in "the devil".....

Hmmm, Satanism without Satan, boy that sounds intellectual.....

 

[jaykeegan]

Is that a Burzum shirt he is wearing..

It is most probably a ''Bathory'' T-Shirt, Because it looks rather similar to the one he is wearing in the following photograph.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I had a bible once. I cut out the inside so that I would have place to hide all the nude pictures I've taking of myself over the years.

 

[jaykeegan]

I had a bible once. I cut out the inside so that I would have place to hide all the nude pictures I've taking of myself over the years.

 

[Havoc]

Wow!
I have casted a demon out of a 15 yr old girl who's eyes turned as black as night and tried to pick a speaker up and hit me with it, and what caused the demon to leave?

Uuuhhm the demon left because you stopped groping her?

 

[Ermz]

I actually found that excerpt immensely humorous. I keep picturing some deluded guy pestering a teenage girl and she's trying to get him away by smashing speakers on his head.

 

[Katabasis]

I had a bible once. I cut out the inside so that I would have place to hide all the nude pictures I've taking of myself over the years.

That is the funniest thing I've heard all day

God bless you, you strange, strange man.