The ask Ensi & Bodomonkey thread

[Ensi]

VERY VERY VERY MUCH OFFICIAL ASK DANIEL AND VEGARD THREAD.... WITH BIG PINK LETTERS

You know what to do!

We know the answer to all your lifes problems, what you should have for dinner, why that co-worker touched you in special places, you name it!

RULZ: It is prefered to ask a question to both of us, or 2 question, one for each. But you can also ask single questions.

So don't go all apeshit, take a snus, smoke a cig, drink some cola, eat caek, and do like these guise do:

 

[Bodomonkey]

 

[marfal66]

Serious question: how late is it in norway till it gets dark?
Because here in Belgium it's already 5 pm.
I was wondering that an hour ago when I was on the bus.

 

[Ensi]

Well I have no idea about the time, but it gets dark quick here, about same time as you.

Everything is covered in snow here now, in Tromsø, I get mah feet wet

 

[Bodomonkey]

It also depends on wether you live in the south or in the north.
Gets quicker dark up in the north.

 

[OvSeth]

Why this thread? ;_;

 

[Ensi]

Why this thread? ;_;

So we can develop a shitstorm that you'll have to clean up.

 

[Bodomonkey]

Why this thread? ;_;

Because you are the sexiest, nicest, coolest most awesome mod this board has ever seen.

 

[OvSeth]

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[Ensi]

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edit: only Ensi 8D

 

[Macharius]

I need pornstar names, something your native lands would come up with and something my country would find creative. Now here is my question; Was that a question?

 

[Ensi]

I need pornstar names, something your native lands would come up with and something my country would find creative. Now here is my question; Was that a question?

Noes, it was not a question, I think.

If it was: We don't have any original pornstars here.

But almost all the girls here in Tromsø (13-16) dress like them in public, huge cleavage everywhere, it's getting ot of control, our country is turning into a heaven for pedophiles.

 

[Macharius]

I meant for me, i need a name cuz i'm doing a film.

edit: i think i'm moving to your country after that comment.

 

[Ensi]

I meant for me, i need a name cuz i'm doing a film.

edit: i think i'm moving to your country after that comment.

Oh I see, well I don't think we have any.

And yes, you do that! They are the cancer killing /norway/, we need chemo.

 

[Bodomonkey]

I blame Sweden.

 

[Ensi]

I blame Sweden.

Same here.

Here is an example of the ones in Sweden, pretty much like the ones in Norway.



Here is an example of the ones in Tromsø. Most of them are from my olc school, so I know some of these. It just shows how slutty some of them dress and it even shows how gay some of the boys are.

 

[Macharius]

Just drag the French into this.

 

[Chamet]

Should I move to Sweden? I went there a few months ago and the chicks are unbelievably slutty and hot.

 

[Ensi]

Well, the king is a jackass, he makes me lol. But you can do it if you wish, cheap snus/beer (to norway standards) and all that stuff!

I wouldn't tho.

 

[the phenom]

Noes, it was not a question, I think.

If it was: We don't have any original pornstars here.

But almost all the girls here in Tromsø (13-16) dress like them in public, huge cleavage everywhere, it's getting ot of control, our country is turning into a heaven for pedophiles.

I am on the plane to Norway in 5 minutes....




Awesome! HELL YEAH!