The ask Ensi & Bodomonkey thread
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I'm sorry to break it to you, but they only go out with the male version of them, called fjortis, or guidos (in some cases). And they have to be 20+ years of age, and have a car and lots of idiot friends.
They get "drunk" of 1 Smirnoff Ice (chick beer), they say, and then they fuck the nearest 20 year old. Next day they are all like "ooh I was so drunk and I had sex with this hot guy".
The Nerevarine
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Those girls look really good Ensi, I'd like to try my luck with some girls over there 
May I have luck ?
May I have luck ?
Bodomonkey
Member
Those girls look really good Ensi, I'd like to try my luck with some girls over there
May I have luck ?
The answer is inside your burrito, young Mexican. Open it, and truth you will find.
Those girls look really good Ensi, I'd like to try my luck with some girls over there
May I have luck ?
You are granted some luck.
But don't come baw'ing to me when your dick is covered with spray-on tan and foundation.
Bodomonkey
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The Nerevarine
Member
The answer is inside your burrito, young Mexican. Open it, and truth you will find.
Yoda speaking ?
So Latins are hot over there ?
WTF does mean
" with spray on tan and foundation ", I'm tanned naturally by the sun (hits really hard here 
)
Orcy
a member
It was a good answer!
Reasons I (L) Scandinavia is the music, the climate, affinity with nature and the girls
the phenom
Member
Yoda speaking ?
So Latins are hot over there ?
WTF does mean
He meant that those girls use alot of spray-on tan because they can't get a real tan
So if you fuck them your dick will be covered in that shit @Ensi: Fjortisar, ikke sant?
Bodomonkey
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Bodomonkey
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He meant that those girls use alot of spray-on tan because they can't get a real tan
@Ensi: Fjortisar, ikke sant?
It looks like they have a thick layer of butter on their faces. Fucking fjortisar.
He meant that those girls use alot of spray-on tan because they can't get a real tan
@Ensi: Fjortisar, ikke sant?
Yep!
It looks like they have a thick layer of butter on their faces. Fucking fjortisar.
I've actually heard of incidents that someone have touched their faces and there was a big mark left on their faces. Like a crater.
viewerfromnihil
Vein-Marbled Tower
@ensi, what is your snus/snuff/chew/whatever of choice? personally, i'd have to go for Copenhagen Long Cut
The Nerevarine
Member
I'm wondering if you guys do you still use this NOKIA, IMO is the bestcell phone, can takes everything
erni
+_*
Knarfi
Yaba-daba-doo!
Ensiii and Monkeeeeey.. why are there so many useless ask-threads here?
This
why do 2 respected members fuck up like this?
Hmm.. I don't use chew/dip, and I have heard snuff is reall unpleasant.
Snus.. Hmm... Depends, I mostly like the Loose version of General. in bag version I like General Ekstra Sterk (extra strong).
I've also recently tried Offroad Long Cut 'American Wintergreen', tastes like trees, so damn good snus.
Ensiii and Monkeeeeey.. why are there so many useless ask-threads here?
Why not? It's fun !
This
Wtf, creating a thread on COBOT has become the ultimate death sin.
Now go outside and play in traffic and smoke some weed and eat sum shrooms. Because you can.
I'm wondering if you guys do you still use this NOKIA, IMO is the bestcell phone, can takes everything
I can't stand Nokia
Sony Ericsson ftw.
Knarfi
Yaba-daba-doo!
Yeah, 1 is, maybe 2. not 30
No, (re)creating a thread when 90% of the forum repeatedly stated that they dont want it here is a death sin.
ok brb
Explain why in detail.
I haven't seen a single "no more ask threads please" post EVER.
Anyways, man, go taake it up the ass u fagetlol
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