The Bragging Thread

[SentinelSlain]

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[damnromulans]

I don't have my own family, but I'm paying in full to fly my mom to Japan and to entertain her for 2 weeks here. It feels good to give back when you finally have enough money to support yourself and then some.

 

[Akirahito]

Never used to be that way. It takes a while to reap the benefits of being frugal.

Thanfully you have a frugal wife.

 

[The Ozzman]

I fuckstomped Rick in fantasy last week

 

[Einherjar86]

I fuckstomped Rick in a fantasy last week

I read this at first, and was confused as to why you were bragging.

But... nice, anyway.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

sent my wife and children on a week long vacation to Mt. Rushmore and the Black Hills

Yea, man. Week in the middle of fucking nowhere, you fucking baller.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

It's better scenery than Nebraska.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

True. I also need to keep in mind that you give what you can to your family with whatever means you have. My apologies for being a prick.

 

[SentinelSlain]

u ant shaged anny lkases but I ahve in my nind so fuck joo all

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Are you drunk?

 

[The Ozzman]

I read this at first, and was confused as to why you were bragging.

But... nice, anyway.

I see what you did there

 

[Pessimism]

This is the stupidest fucking thread I have seen on UM.

I bumped this so you could read my opinion.


Now kindly fuck off.

 

[damnromulans]

It can't possibly be more stupid than the second "Song vs Song" thread in GMD

 

[King Richard]

I fuckstomped Rick in fantasy last week

That's the best you've got huh? So sad...

 

[King Richard]

I could brag about my accomplishments in the Marines, but only KD would understand the significance of any of my achievements. Everyone relates to sex.

Well, I'm interested anyways. Do tell.

 

[Onder]

This is the stupidest fucking thread I have seen on UM.

I bumped this so you could read my opinion.


Now kindly fuck off.

Notice that I didn't post in this thread, yet I will bump it aswell.

 

[Dak]

Well, I'm interested anyways. Do tell.

2 years of 281+ PFT scores(up from when I joined I couldn't even pass the IST). Shot a 230 something on the KD course on my last range. Sgt in under four years. Managed to get one NAM (should have been many more imo based off the things I have seen them go for, but you know how NAMs work). Just the obvious MOL stuff without going into little details.

 

[JontRevolting]

I have no idea what that means but it sounds pretty damn good,congrats and i'm not being a smartass,I mean it,any fucking achievements that any one of us make.We should be proud of.

 

[King Richard]

2 years of 281+ PFT scores(up from when I joined I couldn't even pass the IST). Shot a 230 something on the KD course on my last range. Sgt in under four years. Managed to get one NAM (should have been many more imo based off the things I have seen them go for, but you know how NAMs work). Just the obvious MOL stuff without going into little details.

Nice. I had two perfect PFT's in a row when I first got out to the fleet. They gave me some stupid star to wear on my PT shirt but then I got lazy and stopped giving a shit and never got another 300. The crunches and pullups were easy, but the run was a bitch.

That's not really high on my list as far as accomplishments go though. I'd rate making it back alive from two deployments as a grunt pretty high, along with that time I saved my buddy from nearly blowing himself up with a grenade, fucking idiot.

 

[JontRevolting]

That's fucking awesome man!