The Game Thread

[Ensi]

Okay seriously people, go get Portal.

One of the best games in the history of GAEMS.

IT'S FREEEEEEEEEE

 

[Ensi]

AND PLUS IT'S AVAILABLE FOR MAC

 

[Ensi]

I challenge everyone to beat my time:

 

[Swabs]

I challenge you to suck my cauk.

 

[Ensi]

how do I cauk

 

[Swabs]

Just looking at that screenshot, was anyone else kinda disappointed by the lack of a proper MP5 in MW2? The MP5K is well gay.

 

[Ensi]

Just looking at that screenshot, was anyone else kinda disappointed by the lack of a proper MP5 in MW2? The MP5K is well gay.

Indeed.

MP5's are sexy as hell. I remember years back, my dad used to be in the army reserve, and he had an MP5 in our storage room.

I used to play with it all the time, take it apart and shit. Such an awesome looking/feeling weapon

 

[Muffin]

Protip: the MP5 is a fuckingsuperold machine pistol, prone to jamming and failiure to feed, I'm pretty sure the MW2 military advisors pointed this out when the game was being made.

But yes Swabs, the MP5K is gay..

MP7 is superior though

inb4 HL2 gun

 

[Ensi]

The MP7 might be superior, but personally the MP5 is more sexy looking.

The MP7 looks like a pistol in a carbine conversion kit.

 

[Muffin]

The MP7 might be superior, but personally the MP5 is more sexy looking.

The MP7 looks like a pistol in a carbine conversion kit.

Well out of that eras "sexyness", i'd say the UMP is moar sexy. Yes, thats right. .45



though.. MP5/10 is the coolest thing ever concieved as submachinegun

 

[Ensi]

We need a gun thread, for us two to discuss 9mm vs .45

 

[Muffin]

lol theres no discussion, .45 is an old, big, slow cartridge, it's useless for anything but up close silenced use.

 

[vikk]

i only need 2 guns, they are called my right fist and my left fist

 

[CliffBurton]

i only need 2 guns, they are called my right fist and my left fist

Same, but I add bayonets to mine.

 

[EddyRX10]

i only need 2 guns, they are called my right fist and my left fist

I only need one.

My love gun

Looooove Guuuuuuuun

 

[SteveMCsteve]

inb4 HL2 gun

Holy shit

 

[Ensi]

lol theres no discussion, .45 is an old, big, slow cartridge, it's useless for anything but up close silenced use.

>Implying you do long range fighting with 9mm

 

[Muffin]

>Implying you do long range fighting with 9mm

>implying retaining high velocity does not ensure reliable expansion of hollow point bullets

 

[Ensi]

>implying retaining high velocity does not ensure reliable expansion of hollow point bullets

>Implying you need hollow points

 

[Swabs]

Stop.