The Off-topic topic.

[*Mika*]

Who says you'll be watching?!
Your expected to join in mister!!

 

[Fullangr]

Amen Mika.

Belly-dancing is NOT a spectator sport

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Sitting in a field with a crate a beer watching bellydancing viking chicks while the men are off plundering? I can think of worse ways to spend a weekend.

Fixed so you won't get your head smashed in.

How's the new signature?

 

[Thraxas]

Fixed so you won't get your head smashed in.

Nah, I preferred it the way it was. I'm an equal opportunities belly dancer watcher.

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

OOOooooh I see.

So do they have belly-dancing sheep in Wales? lol

 

[Thraxas]

There's a few. Not many of them are vikings though.

 

[Katie'Force]

haha find me a pole and i'll give you all a pole dance

ooh did anyone see the belly dancer on 'britain's got talent' last night (one of the bad things about going to my parents for tea, they watch shit TV)
she was hot!

 

[Fullangr]

haha find me a pole and i'll give you all a pole dance

Don't worry, we'll rig one up somehow

ooh did anyone see the belly dancer on 'britain's got talent' last night (one of the bad things about going to my parents for tea, they watch shit TV)
she was hot!

Katie! I thought you were cool.

 

[Katie'Force]

Don't worry, we'll rig one up somehow




Katie! I thought you were cool.

haha i am.... i had no choice in the matter, my dad controls the tv
but i made the best out of a bad situation by perving over the hot belly dancer

 

[Fullangr]

but i made the best out of a bad situation by perving over the hot belly dancer

Atta wench!

Lecherous Viking wenches FTW!

 

[Katie'Force]

hahaha indeed!

it was rather amusing sat in a gay bar in vienna with two straight guys and one gay guy, discussing the type of women i find hot with one of the straight guys whilst trying to figure out what was going on with the straight welsh chick in front of us who went home with two gay guys...

 

[Fullangr]

The latter part of that last sentence sounds like most of my saturday nights from 2001-5

Except I'm not straight and I'm not Welsh...but the going home with gay guys? Been there, done that. Usually because I'd spent my taxi money, and their houses were within walking distance

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Maybe I should start pretending to be a gay guy. I'd be getting tons of chicks with that very innocent lie:

"Well... I've never really tried it. Maybe you could be the one to change me"

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

haha find me a pole and i'll give you all a pole dance

I have a pole, would you like to give me a pole dance?

 

[Saturnia]

I have a pole, would you like to give me a pole dance?

Why don't you give the pole dance.

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

I'm 5'11 and 130lb. It would look like a dancing skeleton.

 

[Saturnia]

I'm 5'11 and 130lb. It would look like a dancing skeleton.

That could be sexy to some of us.

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Hmmm...Pay-Per-View via PayPal and photobucket?

 

[Katie'Force]

I have a pole, would you like to give me a pole dance?

why do i get the feeling your pole would be far too small for me to dance around...

 

[Fullangr]

why do i get the feeling your pole would be far too small for me to dance around...

You could always practise on a pencil