the official "What did you eat today?" thread

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I hate it when fat people breathe heavily while they eat.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

I hate it when fat people breathe heavily while they eat.

thats pretty much my dad. but hes not fat, so he has no excuse.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

my dad chews pudding ...while breathing heavily

hmm today i had another tuna wrap, yogurt, banana, and a nassssty cookie from a batch that didn't turn out so well. f'n old baking soda

 

[Ryan VH]

I hate it when fat people breathe heavily while they eat.

my football coach is huge and when he came running down to practice, because he was late, he was breathing heavily for 20 minutes. it was pretty hilarious

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

What am I eating today? Hardly anything!
Because I puked this morning...for the first time in almost 12 years!

Damn...I thought I had some sort of record going

oh that sucks!! yeah last summer i puked for the first time in 10 years. i was pissed

 

[kerrys wear boots]

oh that sucks!! yeah last summer i puked for the first time in 10 years. i was pissed

how do you go 10 years without throwing up??

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i dunno...i guess i just kept my tummy juices well balanced.

and when i did throw up last summer, it was after eating a huge box of gumdrops in extreme heat. the vomit was colorful

 

[Captain Beard]

Rainbow puke!

 

[Chromatose]

hahaha

this reminds me of that seinfeld episode.

 

[Chromatose]

today I ate pizza and birthday cake

and then for dinner I made hummus which turned out deliciously and then filled a pita with it.

 

[Chromatose]

awww man, I forgot the part of today where I found a blackberry bush. So, I also feasted mightily on wild blackberries.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

oh man ... at my old house, there were all these wild strawberry bushes ... <3 wild strawberries. wish i could find them here.

so let's see ... i had scrambled eggs, cheese, & toast mixed together w/ketchup this morning before i left for work.

 

[FretsAflame]

how do you go 10 years without throwing up??

I'm a meatatarian, I have a very stable stomach.

 

[Captain Beard]

meat ftw

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

meatatarian is the most awesome word ever.

 

[Captain Beard]

Can Vagitarian be #2?

 

[sahlinja]

top ramen aka the poor man's meal

 

[Lunar Still]

Chicken pot pie, spaghetti and some cottage cheese. Wierd, I know, but it was the best stuff sitting in the fridge.

 

[Jeebo]

I just ate a lovely dinner consisting of Grilled Chicken marinated in Garlic Teriyaki sauce, Home Grown Potatoes, Arugula, Green Beans, Brocolli, and Watermelon (all from the garden)...It was quite smashing and dashing

 

[Kvlt Wench]

A couple cookies this morning. There's nothing to eat!