Posting this with the reservation that if this is sold out by payday I will murder all of you:
EDIT: and also
Dis learned to walk this sunday yay! and now stands up in her crib all the time when she's supposed to sleep
She's a lot smarter than all her pals of equal age but has been less good at walking and such mobility stuff until now, they're so pwnd now it aint even funny.
The other kids can't even kiss their parents or sing songs with movements or go find their pacifiers on command or imitate a wide flora of animal sounds (cat, dog, monster, dinosaur) or say FAFFA (grampa) or anything like that.