The return of the "How are you today?" thread

wtf
please tell me he doesnt still live with you parents?

like that happens here i guess with kids my age...but only like the girl coming over everyday which is understandable they wanna hang out whatever, but the sexing while they're there is lame. and the condom buying....ehhh yeah most parents that are realists do that. but for kids my age not 24 year olds :lol:

exactly

Dog would be solution Vikk.Smth like that happened to my friend while her borther used to do that.One day while that girl was showering and she doesnt even want to lock the door,so my friend let a dog in the bathroom.

haha Epic :worship: must try
 
One of my roommates has his girlfriend over pretty much everyday. I guess she's pretty much living there. Once she was changing with the windows open and I was going out at the exact same time and saw her tits. Point in question: she's fat. Gross. :ill:
 
You're eastern european, you can't say that. I picture you going off your room right now to record some lesbian porn.

lesbian porn huh? if you were in Rijeka (city in croatia) you could enjoy that live.
but now. months have passed and I dont practise that anymore. :Smug:
 
*sigh* Bloodstock is over, no more festivals for a year. I've seen my favourite bands, got ridiculously wankered (@ non-UK residents: "wankered" another term meaning very drunk.) And had an absolutely fucking hilarious time with some fantastic friends. That was seriously one of the best months I have EVER had... And now it's all over for a year, on a major comedown right now.
 
i've realised that i have done absolutely nothing during my 2 months off :( 'cause i'm poor as a run-over rat,
now i have to study for 2 exams i have to re-sit,
and my mom was too ignorant to sign some forms, so i don't have a scolarship

other than that, i'm reasonably okay
 
maybe it was the way that i was raised, but really wtf, beside the fact that my brother's girlfriend be at my parents house every single day, even or her parents birthday, xmas, newyears and all that sht, she and my brother fuck while my parents are home, and now my brother asked my mom to buy him condoms.

really wtf, it's just me or that is a rather comom thing?

You buy them, then stick holes into them!
 
Today I have a wristband tan from wearing my Slayer wristband when I went fishing... It looks ridiculous
 
Probably means you won't even get an erection. Point in question: go see a doctor before taking dangerous medicine like tamiflu.

But the way they are dealing with it over here means I can't get an appointment as they don't want to spread infection. So they just give you the Tamiflu and hope you don't die.

I reckon I'll not bother taking it unless I start getting alot worse. For now water and Paracetamol will suffice.

Swine Flu is aload of media hyped bullshit anyway. :bah: