The return of the "How are you today?" thread

[Turbo]

Still gave me the opportunity to use the word clunge.





Anywho, not been a bad day. Had a bit of a drive to take my mind off the goings on at work. Looks like me getting transfered to the department that took me 4 and a half years to get off, which is, of course, fucking me off at the moment. I might throw a spanner in the works and hand in my notice if an attempt is made.

 

[CliffBurton]

pictures of her clunge.

What the fuck!?!?! You guys are on a whole different level of swearing!

And they broke up because he thought she was gay or something.

quite the postjump: how do you pronounce that? Im gonna use it tonight.
Short or long U?

 

[StoneWoman]

this board is such a soap opera

 

[Turbo]

What the fuck!?!?! You guys are on a whole different level of swearing!

And they broke up because he thought she was gay or something.

quite the postjump: how do you pronounce that. Im gonna use it tonight.
Short or long U?

Short dude. Same as grunge.



Kudos for the Eurotrip comment.

 

[The Emptier]

What the fuck!?!?! You guys are on a whole different level of swearing!

And they broke up because he thought she was gay or something.

quite the postjump: how do you pronounce that? Im gonna use it tonight.
Short or long U?

oh, how i lol'd so hard

 

[CliffBurton]

anyone who knows the real story is paying too much attention and is a douche

 

[vikk]

shhhh, he's TTGL

 

[The Emptier]

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann!

 

[TheKid]

anyone who knows the real story is paying too much attention and is a douche

what if you found out about it when it happened?

 

[Swabs]

What the fuck!?!?! You guys are on a whole different level of swearing!



quite the postjump: how do you pronounce that? Im gonna use it tonight.
Short or long U?

Ah yes, clunge, just another English slang term for vagina, another common one is "gash".

Clunge was actually popularized by a surprisingly hilarious English Public School based comedy called the Inbetweeners.



Couldn't find a clip of the actual "clunge" moment, but that gives you the idea of it.

 

[Turbo]

what if you found out about it when it happened?

You were there werent you....wait, you were fucking her at the time right? Im usually quite good at guessing what happened. Makes her a total peadophile because you look all of about 4.

 

[TheKid]

You were there werent you....wait, you were fucking her at the time right? Im usually quite good at guessing what happened. Makes her a total peadophile because you look all of about 4.

 

[CliffBurton]

Gash just sounds too violent : /

 

[Turbo]

Gash just sounds too violent : /

Gash is a terrific word. Snatch is also a great word, but clunge is my favorite at the moment.

 

[Swabs]

Particularly when used in the phrase "We'll be knee-deep in clunge!"

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

!!! Gotta admit, English slang is fucking win.

*edited

 

[Swabs]

English* slang, the Irish, Welsh and Scottish have their own shit.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

Okay, pardon.

 

[vikk]

bollocks

 

[Turbo]

Particularly when used in the phrase "We'll be knee-deep in clunge!"

Inbetweeners!!!