The return of the "How are you today?" thread

[The_everyday_freak]

You are home alone, and you wake up soon enough to take your breakfast at 10:30 (which is late, according to your AUNT) and all you gonna do is to cook some cookies?

Where's the drugs, the alcohols, the prostitutes, the fuckton of friends and peoples you don't know? Where's the puke on the carpet and the broken new HDTV?

I dont do drugs, ive drunk all mi alcohol already, not a lesbian and therefore dont do prostitutes, and i had a fuck load of people here the other night. However there are still remnants of puke on my carpet which we cant get out but i refuse to hurt my tv, i need that for playstationing. However i do have the loud music and now freshly cooked cookies.

 

[Fetzer]

Oh yeah I always forget that you are a girl Well that explain that at least.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

my day has sucked. i spent the whole fucking day with my dick of a brother, i'm ridiculously pissed of and i have no cigarettes

 

[The Emptier]

smokings baaaad

fucking awesome day! and definitely this whole week will be the best of my life i think

 

[The_everyday_freak]

my day has sucked. i spent the whole fucking day with my dick of a brother, i'm ridiculously pissed of and i have no cigarettes

Brothers can be extremely painfull, but i get revenge usually, i remind them about what they've done whilst drunk. Its fun to watch them cringe.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

my brother is 5 years older than older me and doesn't live in reality

 

[jmbullet]

I feel fantastic. while I was coming back from work, some guys yelled to me ''Go back in your coffin''... I almost pissed myself laughing.

 

[Nikki]

Pre-Wacken party with some friends tomorrow.

rides and stuff at Six Flags, we're gonna try the new Batman ride.


...and with that, I'm off!!!!!!!

 

[CliffBurton]

not a lesbian and therefore dont do prostitutes

Prostitution has no gender limits.

 

[jmbullet]

Prostitution has no gender limits.

I always thought most males prostitutes were gay though

 

[The_everyday_freak]

^ true, my mistake

shit postjumped, you know what im on about.

 

[Bodomonkey]

OMG MAIDEN TOMORROW!

 

[marfal66]

^congrats!!

 

[The_everyday_freak]

Ugh, i got put on an extreme diet today. All im aloud is lemonade, apple sauce and araroot biscuits. And no its not because im fat im actually underweight (well apparently i am for my height...), got something else wrong with me.

 

[Knarfi]

I dreamed about Swabs

 

[Swabs]

I dreamed about Swabs

Win.

 

[Knarfi]

Win.

I dont think you'd say the same if i told you waht the dream was

 

[Swabs]

?

 

[the phenom]

?

 

[Knarfi]

?

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