The Royal Carnage Dictionary
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J.
Old Fart
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
J.
Old Fart
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Correction.J. said:
J and Profanity are at the opposite ends of the spectrum. You two are like Bruce Willis and Samuel Jackson in Unbreakable.
J.
Old Fart
that's cool, as long as I'm the invincible guy. Profanity claims to have ass-burgers syndrome or something, so he's the sickly one.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
J.
Old Fart
Whether or not he has it or not is, of course, unknown. Whether or not anyone cares is another story. this is it:
What is Asperger's Syndrome?
Asperger's Syndrome, also known as Asperger's Disorder or Autistic Psychopathy, is a Pervasive Developmental Disorder (PDD) characterized by severe and sustained impairment in social interaction, development of restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior, interests, and activities. These characteristics result in clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.
In contrast to Autistic disorder (Autism), there are no clinically significant delays in language or cognition or self help skills or in adaptive behavior, other than social interaction.
Prevalence is limited but it appears to be more common in males. Onset is later than what is seen in Autism, or at least recognized later. A large number of children are diagnosed between the ages of 5 and 9. Motor delays, clumsiness, social interaction problems, and idiosyncratic behaviors are reported. Adults with Asperger's have trouble with empathy and modulation of social interaction - the disorder follows a continuous course and is usually lifelong.
Aspergers is not easily recognizable - in fact, many children are misdiagnosed with other neurological disorders such as Tourette's Syndrome or Autism. More frequently, children are misdiagnosed with Attention Deficit (and Hyperactivity) Disorders (ADD & ADHD), Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD), or Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD).
Such mistakes in diagnosis lead to a delay in treatment of the disorder, though many pharmaceuticals and natural remedies are used to treat multiple neurological and pervasive developmental disorders. Remedies used today range from St. John's Wort tea to drugs such as Haldol and Ritalin. Treatments vary to a great degree with the individual patient - no single medication or remedy works for everyone - and AS cannot be completely cured.
What is Asperger's Syndrome?
Asperger's Syndrome, also known as Asperger's Disorder or Autistic Psychopathy, is a Pervasive Developmental Disorder (PDD) characterized by severe and sustained impairment in social interaction, development of restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior, interests, and activities. These characteristics result in clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.
In contrast to Autistic disorder (Autism), there are no clinically significant delays in language or cognition or self help skills or in adaptive behavior, other than social interaction.
Prevalence is limited but it appears to be more common in males. Onset is later than what is seen in Autism, or at least recognized later. A large number of children are diagnosed between the ages of 5 and 9. Motor delays, clumsiness, social interaction problems, and idiosyncratic behaviors are reported. Adults with Asperger's have trouble with empathy and modulation of social interaction - the disorder follows a continuous course and is usually lifelong.
Aspergers is not easily recognizable - in fact, many children are misdiagnosed with other neurological disorders such as Tourette's Syndrome or Autism. More frequently, children are misdiagnosed with Attention Deficit (and Hyperactivity) Disorders (ADD & ADHD), Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD), or Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD).
Such mistakes in diagnosis lead to a delay in treatment of the disorder, though many pharmaceuticals and natural remedies are used to treat multiple neurological and pervasive developmental disorders. Remedies used today range from St. John's Wort tea to drugs such as Haldol and Ritalin. Treatments vary to a great degree with the individual patient - no single medication or remedy works for everyone - and AS cannot be completely cured.
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Black Winter Day
Member
I've been diagnosed with an autistic spectrum disorder, and I sincerely doubt that Profanity is being truthful about whatever drives him to spend at least half of his day posting worthless shit on message boards.
J.
Old Fart
I don't care to get diagnosed, but some people have told me that I might suffer from a minor case of social anxiety disorder.
Or maybe it's just that I hate 99% of the population.
Or maybe it's just that I hate 99% of the population.
Black Winter Day
Member
J.
Old Fart
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Attributes of the RC forum: The ability to turn spam threads into worthwhile conversation.
See:
Any reference to Primal Fear by wayland smithers, or most recently, the introduction of dog willies in Masters of Technology FALLHARD thread.
See:
Any reference to Primal Fear by wayland smithers, or most recently, the introduction of dog willies in Masters of Technology FALLHARD thread.
Primal Fear has been added to the dictionary...coincidentally, I actually met that particular RC adversary at the Iced Earth/Evergrey show, but no harsh words were exchanged.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
CSOCRE = drunken NAD speak for "score." Although the base term originally is used for sexual conquest, modern usage as any post-victory celebration is accepted.Erik said:
eg. "Cool, I just jumped off a cliff but didn't die. Score."
And so it was written, on whatever it is that they write it on up there, that this thread shall be bumped on the seventeenth day of every month...
