The Shitposting Thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Merry chrimus you fucks! Have a holly jolly time ! ! !

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i give you guys my newest masterpiece ....
"Tech the Impaler"

 

[CiG]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i just discovered this

https://www.pinterest.com/picspicspics665/cursed-toilets/

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Sophii]

Boss man is gonna get me off of the flagging crew and is putting me on a proper climbing crew so I can finally get experience.

 

[Slammed]

The boss is going to get you off, then put you in the climbing crew? Congratulations that's a win, two wins if the boss is good looking

 

[Sophii]

Unfortunately its a man who looks like he belongs in an 80s buddy cop film. But eh, can't pick an all can ya?

 

[Slammed]

Close your eyes and think of TechB and it wont matter how ugly the boss is while he's getting you off

 

[Sophii]

Bang Bus: Armenian Edition.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Close your eyes and think of TechB and it wont matter how ugly the boss is while he's getting you off

keep your sick little fantasies to yourself, Mr. Gupta.

Bang Bus: Armenian Edition.

Look, i like the x-men.... but sorry, there are no mutants allowed on this bus.

 

[Slammed]

You think you're in my fantasies? Geez how many tickets have you got on yourself?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Geez how many tickets have you got

why, am i usually speeding in those fantasies?

 

[Slammed]

Speeding is not the issue, it's the drag racing. How you run so fast in that dress and high heels amazes me.

 

[CiG]

why, am i usually speeding in those fantasies?

Yeah trying to get the fuck outta there.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Speeding is not the issue, it's the drag racing. How you run so fast in that dress and high heels amazes me.

i know you're into men in high heels, but i think you're mixing up your Jimmy fantasies with your Tech fantasies.

 

[Slammed]

That's the beauty of them being my fantasies, I can make you do/be whoever I want. JimmyTech is a blended character but she's a wild one.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i bet you've had quite a few fantasies of TechnicalJimmy battering your brown ass.

 

[Slammed]

Nope, Jimmy's always the dom so it's always my brown arse and JimmyTech

 

[CiG]

JimmyTech is a blended character but she's a wild one.

She? So Tera is also included in your fantasy chimera but you left that bit out. That's pretty suss.