The Shitposting Thread
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Sand in your arse crack? No wonder Jimmy always complained about a chaffed dick.
CiG
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Not sure what's up with those last couple of posts. Do be mindful that there's a difference between having some fun with others and throwing sand in my ass crack. I am a very open person & won't get sand in my crack over whatever the content may be, however, try not to poison the well by ruining the vibe.
I agree with laying down your boundaries. Whether one should have to is another argument, but the fact you did is fair enough, everyone has their limits. Kudos to you for grabbing the bull by the goolies.
is that what he complains to you about at nights? Do you cure him with a goby?
btw those are Jimmies words i was having fun with, Raj.
Just saying, I found it pretty suspicious that Apu didnt react to a pic of my shlong, which from my end, looked like it uploaded properly. Considering some weird shit goes down around these parts, I decided to (in a way which wasn't over the top at all) let y'all know what I'm cool with & what I am not.
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I'm not good with gobys, lockjaw makes me bite at the wrong times. Besides he doesn't complain to me, he's run away. I figured he was trapped in your dungeon and you were keeping him all to yourself. You never sent Mrs Jimmy home after all.
Sophii
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Pretty glad I stayed oblivious to whatever the fuck just happened?
he broke out, grabbed a pair of my girls nicest high-heels and her most glamours dress and took off. Left me a note saying "you hurt me big Daddy, i'm off to Apu's"
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International postage sucks lately, he must have got caught in customs. I hear those full body searches are something he'd embrace.
CiG
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http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/the-shitposting-thread.1432792/page-133
fun starts on that page, lol
you can go back a few more pages for more hilarious shopwork lol
Sophii
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CiG
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I wish we didn't say such grievous things to Jimmy, I guess he's never coming back.
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Coy is easier than admitting I don't know what the fuck is going on. Now leave me the fuck alone for 10 minutes while I eat lunch 
make sure to wash that cock meat sandwich down with a nice jug of Hades Piss.Coy is easier than admitting I don't know what the fuck is going on. Now leave me the fuck alone for 10 minutes while I eat lunch
Sophii
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Man, that was a wild 5 pages. Guess Jimbo couldnt take it anymore? I mean, it is a shitposting thread, what do you expect? I deal with this kinda childish horseplay all day at my work.
