you just wanna touch his boobies.If it meant possibly getting my ass whooped, I'd like to wrestle Slammed
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Sophii
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If only his hands where bigger he could cup them and gentle take their weight!
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especially nice tanned Paki boobies. Amirite Apu???Hey man, big ol man boobies need some love too
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In a TechSpecial piledriver anything is possible and a mouthful of balls is the least of your worries!
dude we can tell from your manly ass voice and giant hands that you probably have a set of balls that hang down to your knees.
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Oops I fucked that up. I'm a big fat Paki not an Indian. You'd reckon I'd have worked that out by this point in my life.
Sophii
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Its okay I get them confused too from time to time. The only difference is one is a tech scam caller and the other is either a gas station worker or a physician
Pakis and Indians are close relatives, Mr. Apu Oliver Gupta.
Sophii
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But is he from Pakistan 1 or Pakistan 2? Whoops I mean, Bangladesh?
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Its okay I get them confused too from time to time. The only difference is one is a tech scam caller and the other is either a gas station worker or a physician
TechScam is that his new nickname?
I'm no doctor, and I've been working with computers now for more than 25 years. Dammit I guess that makes me a fucking pump jockey!
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Bones don't shrink and estrogen and an orchiectomy won't reverse the effects of puberty on the voice, which, frankly, sucks.
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It depends on the day and the conversation I'm involved in!
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TechnicalScammitry, nice
And on the days he pisses us off it's TechnicalScumbaggery
Sophii
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I havent had Tech piss me off yet so, it's all good
Actually, maybe when I first started, but I picked up real soon that Tech is just set in his aggressive way of thinking, not that its bad. Dudes pretty quick witted. If not for this Shitpost Thread I probably wouldn't have gotten along with him more than I do now, so thanks Tech
Actually, maybe when I first started, but I picked up real soon that Tech is just set in his aggressive way of thinking, not that its bad. Dudes pretty quick witted. If not for this Shitpost Thread I probably wouldn't have gotten along with him more than I do now, so thanks Tech
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Slammed learned all his wrestling moves in the Kama Sutra.
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I havent had Tech piss me off yet so, it's all good
Don't tell him that, it makes him try harder
