The Shitposting Thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

don't get suplexed boiii

 

[Sophii]

Im pretty nimble, yet know how to hold my weight. I used to wrestle in a 130 weight class, but I'm a bit bigger than that now.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

yeah most of you southern boys know how to wrestle form what i know. I walk around the 200+ but im about 185 right now. I manhandled most of my friends when we used to fuck around and wrestle/grapple. Even the bigger ones.

 

[Sophii]

I'm somewhere between 160 and 170 now. I'm totally out of shape for wrestling now, but I still remember the form and certain moves. My dad was my wrestling coach and that was his passion outside of fishing.

 

[Slammed]

And when the two interests combined did he wrestle sharks and alligators into submission?

 

[Sophii]

Nah but that'd be rad as fuck. More likely gators though. We're close enough to Florida n shit.

 

[Slammed]

Wrestling a whale might not be was much fun.

 

[Sophii]

I like the idea of being able to suplex a fucking whale

 

[Slammed]

My money is on the whale

 

[Sedition and Pockets]

I fucking hated wrestling, hated it. The moment I felt my left shoulder pop out of its socket at the second meet my senior year I experienced the greatest sensation of relief I think I've ever had, because I knew I wouldn't have to fucking wrestle again. I might have liked it more if it had been the only sport I participated in, but I played football in the fall and I was always beat up at the end of football season, plus the need to cut a bunch of weight to wrestle. I felt like crap all the time and it was just a slog. I get why people love it, but it was not the sport for me.

 

[Slammed]

You should have tried wrestling whales.

 

[Sophii]

I fucking hated wrestling, hated it. The moment I felt my left shoulder pop out of its socket at the second meet my senior year I experienced the greatest sensation of relief I think I've ever had, because I knew I wouldn't have to fucking wrestle again. I might have liked it more if it had been the only sport I participated in, but I played football in the fall and I was always beat up at the end of football season, plus the need to cut a bunch of weight to wrestle. I felt like crap all the time and it was just a slog. I get why people love it, but it was not the sport for me.

I got mono during wrestling season my 8th grade year and missed like half of the school year because of it. I had it bad. Then I picked up music, then bass guitar and the rest is history from there.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

but I still remember the form and certain moves.

this would mean that you can still out-wrestle the average dude, regardless of what shape you're in today.

I fucking hated wrestling, hated it. My shoulder popped out

i was gonna say "hah, you're built like a broad" .... but then forgot about how humongous your hands are ...

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

You should have tried wrestling whales.

are you challenging him to a wrestling match?

 

[Slammed]

Nope, I wouldn't want to be embarrassed.

 

[Sedition and Pockets]

this would mean that you can still out-wrestle the average dude, regardless of what shape you're in today.


i was gonna say "hah, you're built like a broad" .... but then forgot about how humongous your hands are ...

Shit, I've lost 100 lbs in 12 months to attain this girlish figure. The one good thing I learned from wrestling is that cutting weight is eminently achievable. I played ball at like 220 as a senior and wrestled at 182, so I knew it could be done.

 

[Sophii]

If it meant possibly getting my ass whooped, I'd like to wrestle Slammed

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Nope, I wouldn't want to be embarrassed.

he'll probably put you in his favorite move, the tombstone piledriver.

 

[Slammed]

I'm a big fat Indian, the only way you'd get your ass whooped is if I sat on you

 

[Slammed]

he'll probably put you in his favorite move, the tombstone piledriver.

A mouthful of balls on the way down, reminds me I have to go and cook dinner!