The Shitposting Thread

[Sophii]

I really need to get out more, but, at the same time, I hate people and I'd look weird going out to a bar alone, getting drunk and hitting on random women.

Become a priest and hang out at Catholic churches. You can get drunk for free there.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I use the phrase 'fa sho' unironically all the time. I'm not even ashamed, I think it's a really cool way to be polite but apathetic and I don't care what anyone thinks.

 

[Bloopy]

 

[Sophii]

 

[CiG]

 

[Sophii]

 

[jimmy101]

So what's been happing in this shitpit since I was away?

 

[Slammed]

The place has gone down hill since it was sold to the Japanese.

 

[jimmy101]

Rice exports must have shot through the roof then.

 

[Slammed]

You'd think so, but since the Japanese bought it off the Italians it's just not the same.

 

[jimmy101]

Just can't get the recipe right, can they? I suppose you gotta respect the Italians & Japanese though, had a decent pop at the world title during WW2.

 

[Slammed]

Someone always has to come second, it's not a badge of shame.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I'd look weird going out to a bar alone, getting drunk and hitting on random women.

but that's pretty much what bars are for my man!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Slammed is just trying to create a more inclusive environment so Jimmy will return.

 

[Slammed]

CiG for the win, now give him two of those and he'll finally have a set of balls!

 

[CiG]

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[Slammed]

Holy SHIT!! He goes from one extreme to the other.

 

[CiG]

Is that Slammed's wife? Yeesh, tell her to lay off the garlic butter naan.

 

[Slammed]

Are you suggesting my wife is as cute as you? If only I could pull such a stunner!