The Shitposting Thread

[CiG]

Are you suggesting my wife is as cute as you? If only I could pull such a stunner!

Old blokes like you pull something and get stunned all the time, what're you talking about?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i can just imagine her teabagging Slammed right now

 

[Slammed]

When you're married pulling something is all you have!

 

[jimmy101]

Someone always has to come second, it's not a badge of shame.

It's actually the gentlemanly thing to do innit?

 

[Slammed]

Maybe, but maybe too, a real gentleman can come first third and fifth and be a winner all round.

 

[jimmy101]

Sounds like you & your wife are pretty good at playing orgasm tennis then! Can't imagine how raw you must feel when the score gets to 40-40.

 

[Slammed]

We call for orange juice.

 

[jimmy101]

I'm sure together you both make a wonderful "deuce".

 

[Slammed]

Especially when I wear my Gene Simmons mask.

 

[CiG]

Especially when I wear my Gene Simmons mask.

 

[Slammed]

Damn, you've busted me, my wife is really Shooter McGavin

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

how many hole in one's has she shot in you?

 

[CiG]

So that's why Slammed is a housewife, they're living off those Happy Gilmore and custom cereal brand residuals.

 

[Slammed]

Selling pieces of shit would be a lucrative business if one got the marketing right, because you'd never run out of product.

 

[CiG]

Selling pieces of shit would be a lucrative business if one got the marketing right, because you'd never run out of product.

You'd have a lot of competition though.

 

[Slammed]

If you owned a heavy metal forum you could corner the market in high quality pieces and sell for a premium price.

 

[CiG]

Better yet open your own Carpet Call and have a closing down sale every month.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I've went golfing with Slammed before. He showed a few of his neat tricks.

 

[Slammed]

Anyone could putt from that distance.

 

[CiG]

I've went golfing with Slammed before. He showed a few of his neat tricks.

RIP Amber Layne lmfao.