The Shitposting Thread

[Sophii]

Waiting for the fucking parcel delivery man who should have delivered my parcel last week is not so blissful right now.

Beat em up with a wiffle bat next time you see em!

 

[Slammed]

Beat em up with a wiffle bat next time you see em!

Our parcel man has a tattoo of Mighty Mouse on his arm, I'm scared of him!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Our parcel man has a tattoo of Mighty Mouse on his arm, I'm scared of him!

i bet he'd be afraid of you if you showed him the Minnie Mouse tat on your buttcheek.

 

[CiG]

Probably wouldn't do the onions since I'm not too big on the texture/crunch of onion, but the rest sounds interesting to try.
Spicy chips eh? Like a spicy tortilla chip? Only ones I've tried are certain Doritos chips

Yeah man spicy tortilla chips.

 

[Slammed]

i bet he'd be afraid of you if you showed him the Minnie Mouse tat on your buttcheek.

She is pretty darn cute!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

She is pretty darn cute!

she really is...

 

[Slammed]

She's better looking than Donald's girl and given your collection I can see she obviously puts out.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i like the one on your head better though.

 

[Slammed]

It's sweet that you think I have hair.

 

[CiG]

Is that Tera at his new job?

 

[Sophii]

Is that Tera at his new job?

here is the haircut I opted for

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Is that Tera at his new job?

It's sweet that you think I have hair.

well you can see the little dude on your oily indian dome wasn't finished mowing at the time.

While were at it why not share Jimmy's famous Where's Waldo tattoo...

 

[Slammed]

well you can see the little dude on your oily indian dome wasn't finished mowing at the time.

That dome is not oily, its a well maintained and clean dome that is leaching no madras curry at all.

 

[CiG]

Gross, what a hairy-legged hambeast!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

@Terasophe do you have one of those deep down southern accents?

 

[jimmy101]

hey @TechnicalBarbarity

now @jimmy101 can use a toilet

I'm sure Blurry is patiently waiting in this very toilet as we speak, waiting to suck off a delicious little tranny. Just try not to take too long bro, nothing more annoying than waiting for some fucknut to finish up in the loo.

 

[Sophii]

I cant grow facial hair worth a fuck.

 

[Sophii]

@Terasophe do you have one of those deep down southern accents?

Sometimes. I speak in a more mid tone type. I have a drawl for sure, I slur a lot.
I get lower when I'm angry and higher when I get excited about something.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Anyone ever dick around with candlemaking? Got into it a few months ago, it's excellent passive enjoyment with some music or tv on. Currently jamming the recs from the narrative thread and making about six of them for all the office ladies. My last marbling attempt was a bit sub-par, so I'm giving it another shot. This man's vids are the best:

 

[Sophii]

Anyone ever dick around with candlemaking? Got into it a few months ago, it's excellent passive enjoyment with some music or tv on. Currently jamming the recs from the narrative thread and making about six of them for all the office ladies. My last marbling attempt was a bit sub-par, so I'm giving it another shot. This man's vids are the best:

Our roomate was making candles while my wife made soaps. The candles look like they were a little more intricate than soap.