The Shitposting Thread

[Sophii]

God, that'd be a legendary move @TechnicalBarbarity

 

[Slammed]

Careful what you wish for

 

[Sophii]

I love his chaotic bullshit man. Man's a trip

 

[Slammed]

He's an Indian bot sent out to collect everyone's data. Since India shut down and all the call centres stopped he's gone quiet.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

....yeah, we're both out of jobs now.

 

[Slammed]

As long as I do take away or home delivery my business is fine.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Progression of climbing: I climbed up about 75 ft in a tree today and cleared it. Thats the tallest Ive ever been in one since the accident. Can't wait for a fucking break this weekend.

yea but you forgot to mention the part where they had to use a ladder to get you down

 

[Slammed]

Nah they just cut the tree down and try to catch him.

 

[Sophii]

yea but you forgot to mention the part where they had to use a ladder to get you down

Fuck your ladders, we usin climbers knots in this house

 

[CiG]

LOL

 

[Slammed]

Fuck your ladders, we usin climbers knots in this house

Kinky, but each to their own.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

look at the disappointment on slinky's face. tsk tsk

 

[Sophii]

He dared me up the tree.
Little fucker cut my climbers rope.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

He dared me up the tree.
Little fucker cut my climbers rope.

What else has he cut?

 

[Sophii]

don't wanna say...

 

[Slammed]

No but the high pitched voice gives it away

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... hey at least now he wont hurt himself when sitting on those big branches

 

[Sophii]

Using climber harnesses and propelling down with climbers rope is the worst sense of CBT to experience tbh.

 

[Slammed]

You don't like the cutting feeling splitting you from arsehole to breakfast time as the ropes and harness embrace your body?

 

[Sophii]

Its an acquired feeling for sure. Eventually when you're dangling from the air and your legs go numb you kinda get used to it.