The Shitposting Thread

[Blurry_Dreams]

So
This thing just happened

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&sou...aw2rCHivP_FxOtWe_EgqWT31&ust=1550991565441402

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

a stomach ulcer isnt permanent thing right?

 

[Sophii]

a stomach ulcer isnt permanent thing right?

No, but it can get really out of hand.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

well hopefully he it doesn't! What would we do without his awesome jokes

 

[Sophii]

Mourn over his slick shoes of course

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

first thing i do when i get to Australia is find Slammed so he can cook me up some of that awesome asian food from his father in laws cook book

 

[Slammed]

well hopefully he it doesn't! What would we do without his awesome jokes

From now on I'm on strike, you all shit on my awesome jokes so you can go without. Fuck you all....with a sledge hammer!

Oh and ulcers can come back and some people are prone to them but they rarely operate unless the person can't get rid of themselves.

 

[Slammed]

first thing i do when i get to Australia is find Slammed so he can cook me up some of that awesome asian food from his father in laws cook book

If you find me I promise I'll cook you something and it possibly wont be poisoned

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

If you find me I promise I'll cook you something and it possibly wont be poisoned

yea but im planning on sprinkling some super hot chili powder on your plate when you're not looking so i guess well be needing two ambulances that day

 

[Slammed]

Providing my ulcer isn't playing up I'll eat your chilli, I might still need an ambulance and I'll cry like a baby regardless, but I do like chilli.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Providing my ulcer isn't playing up I'll eat your chilli, I might still need an ambulance and I'll cry like a baby regardless, but I do like chilli.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

since Elsa was so totally blantantly obviously a lesbian in the first Frozen movie
does that mean she'll get a girlfriend in the second movie??

 

[Sophii]

As someone who is taking on the task of transitioning, most trans people annoy the fuck outta me. No hate at all, but jesus fucking christ.

 

[Slammed]

I can shorten that to "people annoy the fuck outta me."

 

[Sophii]

Absolutely that too.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

what are you "transitioning" into? you think that you can magically become a woman or something?

 

[Slammed]

Well you magically become a cunt

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Well you magically become a cunt

I'm naturally "rough around the edges" ... aka an asshole/cunt or whatever you wanna call it

 

[Slammed]

No one wants an arsehole that's rough around the edges!