The Shitposting Thread
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Sophii
lil' rat
Sophii
lil' rat
dude, don't be a Lifewaster! I say you let Slammed bake you a nice pootang-pie from his cookbook and you'll be back on track in no time!
Sophii
lil' rat
The fact you referenced my album stroked my ego more than you stroked Slammed's schlong. <3
Lets hope his ulcer doesn't kick in. I dont wanna taste the food if the cook doesnt approve
Sophii
lil' rat
He probably does.
For being a twink I have pretty rough hands though. Burning my hands on bread ovens fucking SUCKS.
For being a twink I have pretty rough hands though. Burning my hands on bread ovens fucking SUCKS.
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Industrial bread ovens? The mob I used to work for had three plants for white bread capable of 8000 loaves an hour, and another four plants for doing other varieties. They'd run 24/7 (if there wasn't a breakdown) and they'd churn out something in the vicinity of 50 different varieties every day
Tera, our confused egomaniac .
I have scars all over my hands btw.
And i played a 6 string ESP for years
Funny story since you mentioned an oven, when i was like 4 i walked up to a hot ass oven and put both of my hands right on it. Skinned both of them. Also had a hot iron fall on top of my right hand when i was about 5 ... still have a giant scar from it.
I have scars all over my hands btw.
And i played a 6 string ESP for years
Funny story since you mentioned an oven, when i was like 4 i walked up to a hot ass oven and put both of my hands right on it. Skinned both of them. Also had a hot iron fall on top of my right hand when i was about 5 ... still have a giant scar from it.
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Sophii
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ESP/LTD guitars are the ultimate guitars, straight up.
Kitchens are a painful place to be in, hahaha! But you gotta learn somehow. Pain is essential for cooking. Puts the love into it.
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Mob I used to work for was a huge multi-national bakery, they made it and shipped it out to all the supermarkets and shops on a daily basis. Our varieties and names vary quite a bit to America despite the products all being similar. But basically they made anything bread like and they made it in mass quantities and we shipped it out across the state.
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the only part of my hand you've felt is the backside.
You say that but I know the truth!
Sophii
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That's fascinating to me.
Industrial bakeries fuckin scare me dude. I dont know what it is about them.
Well, really industrialized facility.
Scare me as in instills a fascination enough that feels threatening.
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I used to love bread, especially hot just baked bread but I fucking hate the smell of it now. Too many years walking around the bakery, too many years getting in the back of the truck while the bread was hot (which it shouldn't have been) and too many years sniffing that shit has really put me off the smell of bread cooking. Seeing the bakery in action is quite amazing, everything from the raw ingredients all the way to getting the stuff in the back of the truck is amazing to see but after twelve years it's also boring as shit
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I didn't want to say cunts, TB might have thought I was talking about him again.
