The Shitposting Thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Yeah but he can easily give himself a blowjob

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Thats gotta feel weird jizzing from your giant fucking finger.

Slammed loves it. He's always asking me to tickle him with those hands.

 

[Slammed]

I use it like a pump action water pistol. TB love it squirting in his ear for some weird reason.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... but behind the ears is where you're most ticklish, no?

 

[Slammed]

No, that's just what I tell you because you don't know how to be a sensual lover.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

ok i didnt wanna do this, but here's a home video of what happened to slammed the last time i tickled his ears with my cockhands...

 

[Slammed]

Yes I know my aim with your pump action cockfinger wasn't perfect, you wanted me to get it up your nose and instead I got it in your ear, but it didn't dribble like that no matter how you think it felt.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

There's Something About Slammed

 

[Slammed]

Yeah there is but I don't do my hair that way!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Yeah there is but I don't do my hair that way!

... you do after i get my hands on you.

 

[Slammed]

Oh, you're not talking about the hair on my head.

 

[jimmy101]

The toesucking was a reference to this video

https://www.voyeurstyle.com/watch/9818/sub-guy-sucks-her-toes-at-the-busy-bus-stop/

The toesucker in the video is me

No matter what happens in life I will always have enough willpower to NEVER click on this link

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

welcome home, Jimmy

 

[Slammed]

You say that like he wasn't chained and gagged in your sex dungeon all weekend.

 

[jimmy101]

welcome home, Jimmy

It's been two days bro. Get a grip!

 

[Slammed]

It's been two days bro. Get a grip!

He's had a tight grip all weekend, it's now purple and looks like

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

@Slammed hows that new hairdo coming along?

 

[jimmy101]

@Slammed hows that new hairdo coming along?

He should definitely post a picture.

 

[Slammed]

@Slammed hows that new hairdo coming along?

I got it all cut off this morning actually. I could make up some story about paying some chick to cut it and getting a cuddle and a rub of her tits for the service, but honestly who'd do that.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

He should definitely post a picture.

looks something like this, used the same type of "hair gel" too ...