The Shitposting Thread

[Slammed]

That was so yesterday!

 

[jimmy101]

I got it all cut off this morning actually. I could make up some story about paying some chick to cut it and getting a cuddle and a rub of her tits for the service, but honestly who'd do that.

It's nice when you get a big-breasted hairdresser & they go in for that "close cut".

 

[Slammed]

TB does do good hair cuts.

 

[jimmy101]

May as well rename this the homo-erotic posting thread!

 

[Sophii]

It pretty much is though tbh

 

[Sophii]

Alright boys
Gonna be cooking dinner for my girl for the first time tonight.

Gonna be making like a casserole sorta thing. Broccoli Cheddar Chicken.

They serve this at the restaurant I work at, but only on wednesdays.

 

[jimmy101]

Good choice.

 

[Sophii]

Dude Im stoked. Shes the cook in the house, so Im hoping she loves it.

 

[Slammed]

Dude Im stoked. Shes the cook in the house, so Im hoping she loves it.

Remember, when the smoke alarm goes off for the third time it's cooked!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

is it a she or an it?

 

[Slammed]

An IT, he's dating Pennywise

 

[CiG]

Trump's true form.

 

[Slammed]

Terasophe is dating Trump?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[CiG]

 

[Sophii]

You bet.
Im actually a Russian immigrant.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

no way. You do look a little ruski.

 

[Sophii]

Im not

I have more Irish blood in me than anything

 

[Sophii]

Im not

I have more southern blood in me than anything

Most of my family is redneck/hick as fuck.

 

[Slammed]

So what you are saying is that you are TB's love child?