The Shitposting Thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Slammed saying "mob" is so Aussie.

yeah i thought for a second he was talking about going to make a collection with Joey Bananas and Jimmie Ass-Juice

You say that but I know the truth!

 

[Slammed]

Working so many years in a place you end up hating will do that.

Goes for working for yourself as well

 

[Sophii]

This thread is only active because TB, Cig, Slammed, and I. These other poor fucks need to chip in to the thunder dome.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I used to love bread,

we can tell from those childhood pics of you i found

 

[Slammed]

Thunderdome?

Two men enter
One has sleeves
No more jumpers
Just shirts please?


Well first of all we have to find two men!

 

[Slammed]

we can tell from those childhood pics of you i found

You think that was just from bread? KFC made that god like body!

 

[Sophii]

Your right, TB and Cig will not do in this situation.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Thunderdome?

Two men enter
One has sleeves
No more jumpers
Just shirts please?


Well first of all we have to find two men!

well you and Tera both have tits so i guess that just leaves me and one of the other guys

 

[Slammed]

well you and Tera both have tits so i guess that just leaves me and one of the other guys

Having an ego doesn't make you a man.

 

[Sophii]

well Tera has tits

I. FUCKING. Wish.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Having an ego doesn't make you a man.

yeah, i know that's why i didnt refer to Tera as a man.

But having a schlong that's as big as your gigantic waistline does

 

[Slammed]

I guess the massive length comes from all that stroking you do while making the jizz pics.

 

[Sophii]

He's compensating, knowing he'll never be as big as @CiG

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

my hands are too rough for consistent strokage

 

[Slammed]

I said you did it a lot, not that you were consistent

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

you stroke me everytime we shake hands doe ....

 

[Slammed]

Thought you said you had a massive dick not a dick with a knuckle in it.

 

[Sophii]

Thats gotta feel weird jizzing from your giant fucking finger. Must feel like popping a cyst.

Spoiler

And smell like one too

 

[Slammed]

Yeah but he can easily give himself a blowjob

 

[Sophii]

Yeah but he can easily give himself an egoSTROKE