The Shitposting Thread

[jimmy101]

Is that why you were gone recently? Were you in his digestive tract?

Dude, do you know how long it took for me to find my way out of there? Last time I go for a midnight stroll in Detroit, that's for sure.

 

[CiG]

Is that why you were gone recently? Were you in his digestive tract?

I wouldn't even be surprised if Blurry was into vore.

Good call. His anal cavity, & everything he stores inside of it, would be a lot like an attic.

I wonder how many homeless dudes with Youtube channels live inside his manhole.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Dude, do you know how long it took for me to find my way out of there? Last time I go for a midnight stroll in Detroit, that's for sure.

i heard if you dig deep enough you might reach China.

 

[jimmy101]

It was a really similar experience to this.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Someone told me i looked like i was 14 today so now im kind of paranoid. I asked some people and they were like "nah bro you have a 5 o clock shadow, you look at least 17). Also people have told me i look like a grown ass manlet. Im 18 and i feel like the guy who said i looked 14 was just fucking with me. Im short but still...

Someone just give me a straight answer:

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in this photo
you look like the exhausted parent of a 14 year old

 

[PrincessHades]

When my lesbian principal sees this....

Btw both names are fake

 

[CiG]

Instagram is fucking gay.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Btw both names are fake

and here i was thinking you were the infamous Nikolai Belinksi from Call of Duty.

 

[PrincessHades]

and here i was thinking you were the infamous Nikolai Belinksi from Call of Duty.

Out of ammo...maybe i should just piss on someone instead??

The really weird thing is that after i put that in my bio, my parents came home and i found out they were at a party celebrating some gay dude who was getting married. Is someone fucking with me?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Is someone fucking with me?

yeah, the LEEZZBEEEYYYOOOONZ

 

[PrincessHades]

Honestly it makes more sense when taken into account that i say something homophobic on a daily basis. Even if my parents going to a gay party is a once in a lifetime ordeal the chances of that happening on a day where i make a homophobic statement is close to 100 percent

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Crazy woman wants to take me to a hotel room for the night so she can fuck my ass with a strap on

 

[CiG]

She's brave.

 

[Slammed]

Those who have subscribe to your YT channel are in for a treat tomorrow!

 

[Onder]

Honestly it makes more sense when taken into account that i say something homophobic on a daily basis. Even if my parents going to a gay party is a once in a lifetime ordeal the chances of that happening on a day where i make a homophobic statement is close to 100 percent

You seem to be proud of this, so edgy. You don't really have any friends do you?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

You seem to be proud of this, so edgy. You don't really have any friends do you?

oh god here comes the homo-defense team leader. get lost dude

 

[Onder]

oh god here comes the homo-defense team leader. get lost dude

Shit I didn't notice I was in the ironic thread, I was browsing it like it was the rest of the forum.

Sorry, will pay more attention next time. #gettinglost #homodefense.

 

[PrincessHades]

You seem to be proud of this, so edgy. You don't really have any friends do you?

Not any gay ones that i know of so why does it matter?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Not any gay ones that i know of so why does it matter?

because hes half woman and half man and gets offended when people talk about gays, hermies, trannies etc.

 

[Sophii]

Onder confirmed to be a loser version of me?