The Shitposting Thread

[Blurry_Dreams]

@HadesRagnazrath
i've seen blind-as-hell people actually put on glasses to roll a bowl
i've seen people with parkinson's and people with tardive diskinisia try to roll the bowl while their hands are shaking
i've seen people get twaked the fuck out and spill dope and then they're like "i'm really really fucked up and i wouldn't have done that if i was anywhere close to sober"

but if you actually hold a meth bowl in your hands
you'll see that, mechanically speaking, spilling dope should be way the fuck more rare than it actually is

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

^ What in the literal fuck?

he's using his own piss to make himself jizz
it's just a weird way of doing masturbation

if he was using someone else's piss to make himself jizz
it would belong in the "males and females" thread....

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[jimmy101]

Question of the day...

"Is self-coprophilia wrong?"

 

[Slammed]

Just because others don't like it shouldn't stop you from doing it @jimmy101

 

[jimmy101]

Well, looks like I've got my Tuesday evening sorted then ;-)

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

lets not forget, he is Jimmy Ass-Juice!

 

[Slammed]

Well, looks like I've got my Tuesday evening sorted then ;-)

Make sure it's not a pay for view event, Blurry has no money.

 

[CiG]

Eat a few curries first mate.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

my last post didnt seem to catch on, so quick reminder ....

 

[jimmy101]

Coming to you this Tuesday evening...

"Jimmy's shitfest extravaganza!!" Live @ 8pm. Free tickets for all meth-heads.

 

[Slammed]

Coming to you this Tuesday evening...

"Jimmy's shitfest extravaganza!!" Live @ 8pm. Free tickets for all meth-heads.

Don't forget the 19 yr old wanna be meth-heads, they just wanna be included too!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... watch out for their sticky hands though.

 

[CiG]

Coming to you this Tuesday evening...

"Jimmy's shitfest extravaganza!!" Live @ 8pm. Free tickets for all meth-heads.

Talking about your band now? Weird segue dude.

 

[Slammed]

... watch out for their sticky hands though.

Jimmy likes a nice tight grip though

 

[CiG]

He lubes his bass strings with barwhore ass juice, to get that genuine funk sound. Big ups.

 

[jimmy101]

... watch out for their sticky hands though.

It's funny how, after everything he got up to, Hades said his hand smelled like "spit" of all things

 

[CiG]

Wet fart riffs.

 

[Slammed]

It's funny how, after everything he got up to, Hades said his hand smelled like "spit" of all things

I find it funny that you're thinking about Hades and what his hands smell like

 

[jimmy101]

He lubes his bass strings with barwhore ass juice, to get that genuine funk sound. Big ups.

Lubed up & ready to go.