The Shitposting Thread

[Blurry_Dreams]

This HAS to be for shock value. It just can't be real. Also, I had a good laugh from reading the last two pages.

it's real, i think
i think he's doing that opening-up-to-the-internet thing
i'm pretty sure his piss-masturbation-sessions are something he's not going to talk about with anyone he knows face-2-face

everything that i'm posting is actually real
cuz i'm too lazy to go through the effort of making up a fake person online

 

[The Butt]

Yall make me hate coming here

disgusting

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

okay
maybe this thread has become disgusting
but don't let that stop anyone from posting in the other threads

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

http://funnydust.blogspot.com/2010/10/cyber-goth-girls-29-photos.html

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[PrincessHades]

whats everyones favorite pornsites?

pornhub used to be my go because its easier to navigate and imo the vids that come up on the main page are better but ive been getting into xvideos more lately. way more kinky vids

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

youporn is good for cellphones because it's super-easy to download the vids onto your phone

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

and then this happened
Lib Dem Dennis Parsons says schools should suggest prostitution as career | Metro News

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Krigloch the Furious

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[PrincessHades]

and then this happened
Lib Dem Dennis Parsons says schools should suggest prostitution as career | Metro News

i mean he isnt wrong...i dont really think schools should "suggest" careers, it would be better off if they just gave unbiased information about them, not trying to encourage them to choose one career over the other. if i was a girl id definitely be a prostitute, just saying

 

[Onder]

whats everyones favorite pornsites?

pornhub used to be my go because its easier to navigate and imo the vids that come up on the main page are better but ive been getting into xvideos more lately. way more kinky vids

I don't know about scat, but to see regular stuff I go to spankbang. It's true that whenever there's some new trendy clip you can bet it gets deleted in under two days, but the stuff rotates so quickly that you always find some nice stuff among the "trending" vids. I go to pornmd if I want something particular, it's like a search engine. I'm not the type of guy to store vids in carefully named folders on a secret HD, I don't even delete my history in the browser so whichever address you start typing in the address bar it always suggests porn as the first fast-click option. Regular dude I guess.

if i was a girl id definitely be a prostitute, just saying

There was never any doubts about this.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

if i was a girl id definitely be a prostitute, just saying

taken without any kind of context
this sentence is totally fucking hilarious

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

this is a picture of a tree burning from the inside after getting hit by lightning
just in case anyone was wondering

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Wait so basically this boy intentionally pisses his bed and calls it a session?

when @HadesRagnazrath is pouring his piss on himself
he's using the urine as a masturbation-prop
like when i rub the texture or nylon panties on my dick
or when i press a menstrual-blood stain against my nose
or when a girl uses a vibrator or someone using a "prostate massager"

is @HadesRagnazrath pouring piss on himself really any more weird than @arg licking hookers' assholes??

 

[arg]

The hookers whose anuses I lick are not your homeless back alley crackwhores. They are high-evolution specimens of superior breeding.

Also, I am not interested in their actual excrement, their buttholes are usually immaculately clean (although I do like just a faint smell of shit to keep it real).

What turns me on is the fact that I am exploring the most intimate area of these magnificent creatures. My tongue is penetrating the depths of their soul through their asshole.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

awesomely poetic response

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

The hookers whose anuses I lick are not your homeless back alley crackwhores. They are high-evolution specimens of superior breeding.

Also, I am not interested in their actual excrement, their buttholes are usually immaculately clean (although I do like just a faint smell of shit to keep it real).

What turns me on is the fact that I am exploring the most intimate area of these magnificent creatures. My tongue is penetrating the depths of their soul through their asshole.

i can understand preferences in terms of choosing a sex partner
i'd rather fuck an "Oreo" than a "whigger"

when you clean out all the excrement, there's still a scent of the digestive tract juices
just a faint scent that identifies them as being human
couldn't fuck an animal, the scent would be wrong

a lot of totally hetero guys would weirdly prefer to fuck a girl's ass over her pussy
but i think for most of them,
there's the taboo element of it,
and/or just the idea that sperm going up her ass won't get her pregnant

 

[PrincessHades]

I don't know about scat, but to see regular stuff I go to spankbang. It's true that whenever there's some new trendy clip you can bet it gets deleted in under two days, but the stuff rotates so quickly that you always find some nice stuff among the "trending" vids. I go to pornmd if I want something particular, it's like a search engine. I'm not the type of guy to store vids in carefully named folders on a secret HD, I don't even delete my history in the browser so whichever address you start typing in the address bar it always suggests porn as the first fast-click option. Regular dude I guess.



There was never any doubts about this.

lol scat? never said anything about that. i love piss but scat im on the fence about...ive watched a few vids but its not really that hot to me. it could be in some ways but im not sure

i think pornhub has the best trending section. im not really that into most professional porn, as in jacked guys fucking girls in their late 20s with fake tits, but sometimes they have lesbian and solo vids on there which i like