The Tasteless Jokes Thread

[skeptik]

 

[rfe]

!!!

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

*insert The Aristocrats joke here*

YES!

 

[Patrick Bateman]

What's red and hangs off the back of trains?




A Miscarriage.

 

[Zephyrus]

@ Dodens


hahahahahahaha

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

 

[The Ozzman]

What's the best part about fucking a dead baby?












No matter which end you try, it always ends up in deep throating.

literally lol at faith no more!

what do you call a black guy sitting in a tree.


branch manager.

You fucked it up. It's:

What do you call a my pals in a suit hanging from a tree?






Branch Manager

 

[DarkBliss]

Did you hear about the new Jewish car? It stops on a dime... and picks it up.

/QUOTE]

That's so true, by the way. Both ways.

 

[zoidberg]

blah bal zoidberg told the joke wrong now i tell it right blah blah....

mrahhhhhh......

 

[A8]

What did 1 gay sperm say to the other gay sperm ?


How the hell are we supposed to find the egg in all this shit ?


heh corny

 

[cookiecutter]

I remembered one today. Not really a joke but a pick up line:

Are you part black, because you just stole my heart.

 

[Evil?]

Awesome.

 

[audiophileguy]

 

[Zephyrus]

Haha nice.

 

[A8]

I remembered one today. Not really a joke but a pick up line:

Are you part black, because you just stole my heart.

im so using this

 

[Ender Rises]

Excuse me while I act like Blue Jay, but you're all going to hell. That being said, this shit is fucking funny.

 

[IWP]

Why did the blonde have sex with the mexican?








The teacher told her to do an essay.

 

[Vimana]

I remembered one today. Not really a joke but a pick up line:

Are you part black, because you just stole my heart.

I got tons of pick up lines. To get your arm around a girl you say "If you were a pirate would your parrot be on this shoulder (touching the shoulder closer to you) or this shoulder (touching the one on the other side and getting your arm around her?"

Theres the classic, "Is your name summer, cause you're hot".

And the really cheesy, "Can I have directions, to your heart"?

 

[Vimana]

Q:
Q: Why don't Mexicans ever barbecue?
A: Because the beans will fall through the grill.

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?


They're always playing videogames.

 

[Vimana]

Time for some white jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

What did the white guy see when looking at his family tree?
A straight line.

What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
"I forgive you"

What do you call a white man in court?
The lawyer.

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball.