The Tasteless Jokes Thread

[genocide roach]

a VT joke would have been better. planes dont knock.
~gR~

 

[Evil?]

just ask "9/11 who?" dammit.

 

[The Ozzman]

9/11 who?

 

[Evil?]

9/11 who?

You said you'd never forget...





...Totally not as funny as it is told in person.

 

[The Ozzman]

ahahaha

That is pretty cold.

 

[genocide roach]

ok, i changed my mind, that was good
~gR~

 

[Evil?]

 

[cookiecutter]

That comic is sometimes funny, sometimes stupid. That one is stupid imo

 

[rfe]

What's the difference between dog shit and my pals?

When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

Why don't my pals kids play in the sandbox?

Cats keep covering them up.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Yeah love those ones.

 

[zoidberg]

metal shows its true colors! we should all be exhiled from society! no wonder black people dont listen to metal, they must be scared to death of it!

 

[Triton]

lmao at the my pals jokes

 

[skeptik]

That comic is sometimes funny, sometimes stupid. That one is stupid imo

Nah son, that was a good one.

 

[cookiecutter]

I disagree father

 

[skeptik]

You're not allowed to disagree. That was a good one.

 

[rfe]

 

[The Ozzman]

LMAO!!!

 

[supseudonymous]

Why do police dogs lick their ass?





To get the taste of my pals out of their mouth.

 

[The Ozzman]

*insert The Aristocrats joke here*

 

[Valerie]

Q: How do you stop a my pals from drowning?
A: Take your foot off the back of his head, but why would you want to do that anyway?

Q: Why don't Mexicans ever barbecue?
A: Because the beans will fall through the grill.

Q: What has a bigger mouth than a blue whale?
A: A German. Oooooh shit!

Did you hear about the new Jewish car? It stops on a dime... and picks it up.

Q: Why don't my pals like the word hoedown?
A: Because they think their sister is dead.

Q: Why don't my pals take aspirin?
A: Because they refuse to pick the cotton out of the bottle.