things that do NOT make me angry
getting blazed with guy friend and his friend the other night, then getting pulled over doing 70 at 2 am driving home (cop fucking makes a u-turn to pull me over) but all the cop did was look at my license (didn't even ask for my registration) and tell me to watch my speed then let me go
<3 nice/oblivious cops. it could've turned out so much worse, so i'm quite happy with the situation
considering the electric wizard reference and the overabundance of neal-pics, i figured that story was quite relevant to this thread