The Top 5 List Thread

[The Butt]

If you a "not a morning person" it's probably because you're a degenerate with poor self-control. People that have problems with morning people should get into Mengele's operating room so that we may learn the specific mode of this affliction and hopefully sanitize the world of it.

You first.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Stop being a degenerate alcoholic/coffee addict and it won't be hard to wake up naturally.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

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Lmfao

 

[no country for old wainds]

Stop being a degenerate alcoholic/coffee addict and it won't be hard to wake up naturally.

i rarely drink alcohol or coffee and mornings fucking suck, theory rekt

 

[HamburgerBoy]

i rarely drink alcohol or coffee and mornings fucking suck, theory rekt

Yeah your avatar was a scotch-wielding selfie just for the fashion of it. Fucking poser.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

I get up at midnight every day and go to bed between 15:00-16:00. Does that make me a morning person?

I used to have trouble getting up when the alarm rang. I would just turn it off and go back to sleep without ever attaining the level of consciousness necessary to realize why I can't go back to bed. I tried different ways of complicating the alarm-shutoff procedure and eventually found one that seems to work. I use an app that forces me to solve a math problem to turn off the alarm. I've set it to the highest difficulty, so that I cannot solve it without the use of a calculator, and I make sure the nearest calculator is in a different room. The process of having to input the math problem into a calculator and then the result back into the phone seems to be involved enough to wake me up, without being so difficult that I can't do it on a bad morning.

 

[CiG]

That's rather intense. What do you do that requires you to get up at midnight btw?

 

[Vegard Pompey]

I do it out of personal preference. I'm a student but I only have distance courses.

 

[CiG]

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2004:

1. MF DOOM - Mm... Food
2. Rodan - Theophany: The Book of Elevations
3. Madvillain - Madvillainy
4. Goretex - The Art of Dying
5. Cryptic One - The Anti-Mobius Strip Theory

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2005:

1. Cyclops 4000 (aka Sir Menelik) - The Einstein Rosen Bridge
2. Homeliss Derilex - HD's vs. The SP-1200
3. Quasimoto - The Further Adventures of Lord Quas
4. Sean Price - Monkey Barz
5. Jakki da Motamouth - God vs. Satan

 

[The Ozzman]

Changed #4 from morning people to anti vaxxers. Morning people don't bother me too much but some overdo it.

 

[CiG]

I'm definitely a "morning person" as I'm up before 5 every single morning and I've never used any kind of wake-up alarm in my life. I probably couldn't sleep in if I wanted to.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I get up at midnight every day and go to bed between 15:00-16:00. Does that make me a morning person?

I used to have trouble getting up when the alarm rang. I would just turn it off and go back to sleep without ever attaining the level of consciousness necessary to realize why I can't go back to bed. I tried different ways of complicating the alarm-shutoff procedure and eventually found one that seems to work. I use an app that forces me to solve a math problem to turn off the alarm. I've set it to the highest difficulty, so that I cannot solve it without the use of a calculator, and I make sure the nearest calculator is in a different room. The process of having to input the math problem into a calculator and then the result back into the phone seems to be involved enough to wake me up, without being so difficult that I can't do it on a bad morning.

I've never heard of something like that, your semi-consciousness is fucking badass.

Closest I ever had was when my brother got out of bed at say 5:59AM (don't remember the exact times) to turn off his 6:00AM alarm and set my 8:00AM alarm. The alarm beeped exactly once just as he was about to change it, enough time for me to immediately jump out of bed, but not enough time for me to reach the alarm. I apparently just stood totally still in the middle of the room, swaying with my head towards the floor. He said he asked me a few times if he wanted me to change the alarm or leave it off, and I just moaned incomprehensibly. He set it to 8:00AM and after a couple minutes my mind's BSOD apparently ended and I just crawled back into bed. I had no memory of the event.

 

[The Ozzman]

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Ubermensch tbh

 

[no country for old wainds]

Yeah your avatar was a scotch-wielding selfie just for the fashion of it. Fucking poser.

the person i used to drink it with died you asshole, reported

I get up at midnight every day and go to bed between 15:00-16:00. Does that make me a morning person?

I used to have trouble getting up when the alarm rang. I would just turn it off and go back to sleep without ever attaining the level of consciousness necessary to realize why I can't go back to bed. I tried different ways of complicating the alarm-shutoff procedure and eventually found one that seems to work. I use an app that forces me to solve a math problem to turn off the alarm. I've set it to the highest difficulty, so that I cannot solve it without the use of a calculator, and I make sure the nearest calculator is in a different room. The process of having to input the math problem into a calculator and then the result back into the phone seems to be involved enough to wake me up, without being so difficult that I can't do it on a bad morning.

i've only heard about methods this elaborate for people who sleepwalk and need to trap themselves in their room lol

 

[CiG]

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2006:

1. Atma - Beyond the Speed of Mind
2. Jak Progresso - Random Violence
3. J Dilla - Donuts
4. Project Polaroid - Project Polaroid
5. El da Sensei - The Unusual

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2007:

1. IDE - Force Fed
2. RZA - Afro Samurai
3. dälek - Abandoned Language
4. MF Grimm - The Hunt for the Gingerbread Man
5. Random - Mega Ran

Really having a lot of fun going back through all my hip hop CDs.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Top 5 categories of people who should get the gas chamber:

1) Flat Earthers
2) People who drive slowly in the fast lane
3) People who vape (a majority of them anyway. Nice knowing you, @Black Orifice )
4) Anti Vaxxers
5) People who chew with their mouth open and aren't cognizant of it

What on earth is so bad about vaping, would you rather people smoke to get their nicotine fix?

 

[Satanstoenail]

I have a friend that vapes even though he never smoked cigarettes.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah, people who got into vaping without a prior nicotine addiction are idiots, but I was already a smoker so vaping has been a massive health and financial benefit for me.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

But do women who vape have better waist-hip ratios than women who smoke? That's the most important question for gauging whether vaping has fewer negative health effects.

 

[CiG]

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2008:

1. Del the Funky Homosapien - Eleventh Hour
2. RZA - Digi Snacks
3. Twin Perils - Dark Alliance
4. GZA - Pro Tools
5. Mr. Hyde - Chronicles of the Beast Man

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2009:

1. DOOM - Born Like This
2. Lone Ninja - Burnt Sector
3. Jak Progresso - Pestilence
4. RZA - Afro Samurai: Resurrection
5. dälek - Gutter Tactics

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2010:

1. Kashmere - Galaktus: Power Cosmic
2. Twin Perils ‎- Word Supremacy
3. Random & K-Murdock - Forever Famicom
4. June Marx ‎- Body of God
5. Unusual Suspects - Unusuowl

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2011:

1. Twin Perils - Speak and Destroy
2. Del the Funky Homosapien - Golden Era
3. Mega Ran and Lost Perception - Black Materia: Final Fantasy VII
4. Jak Progresso - Dustwitch
5. Action Bronson & Statik Selektah - Well Done