The Top 5 List Thread

[The Ozzman]

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Ubermensch tbh

 

[no country for old wainds]

Yeah your avatar was a scotch-wielding selfie just for the fashion of it. Fucking poser.

the person i used to drink it with died you asshole, reported

I get up at midnight every day and go to bed between 15:00-16:00. Does that make me a morning person?

I used to have trouble getting up when the alarm rang. I would just turn it off and go back to sleep without ever attaining the level of consciousness necessary to realize why I can't go back to bed. I tried different ways of complicating the alarm-shutoff procedure and eventually found one that seems to work. I use an app that forces me to solve a math problem to turn off the alarm. I've set it to the highest difficulty, so that I cannot solve it without the use of a calculator, and I make sure the nearest calculator is in a different room. The process of having to input the math problem into a calculator and then the result back into the phone seems to be involved enough to wake me up, without being so difficult that I can't do it on a bad morning.

i've only heard about methods this elaborate for people who sleepwalk and need to trap themselves in their room lol

 

[CiG]

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2006:

1. Atma - Beyond the Speed of Mind
2. Jak Progresso - Random Violence
3. J Dilla - Donuts
4. Project Polaroid - Project Polaroid
5. El da Sensei - The Unusual

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2007:

1. IDE - Force Fed
2. RZA - Afro Samurai
3. dälek - Abandoned Language
4. MF Grimm - The Hunt for the Gingerbread Man
5. Random - Mega Ran

Really having a lot of fun going back through all my hip hop CDs.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Top 5 categories of people who should get the gas chamber:

1) Flat Earthers
2) People who drive slowly in the fast lane
3) People who vape (a majority of them anyway. Nice knowing you, @Black Orifice )
4) Anti Vaxxers
5) People who chew with their mouth open and aren't cognizant of it

What on earth is so bad about vaping, would you rather people smoke to get their nicotine fix?

 

[Satanstoenail]

I have a friend that vapes even though he never smoked cigarettes.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah, people who got into vaping without a prior nicotine addiction are idiots, but I was already a smoker so vaping has been a massive health and financial benefit for me.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

But do women who vape have better waist-hip ratios than women who smoke? That's the most important question for gauging whether vaping has fewer negative health effects.

 

[CiG]

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2008:

1. Del the Funky Homosapien - Eleventh Hour
2. RZA - Digi Snacks
3. Twin Perils - Dark Alliance
4. GZA - Pro Tools
5. Mr. Hyde - Chronicles of the Beast Man

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2009:

1. DOOM - Born Like This
2. Lone Ninja - Burnt Sector
3. Jak Progresso - Pestilence
4. RZA - Afro Samurai: Resurrection
5. dälek - Gutter Tactics

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2010:

1. Kashmere - Galaktus: Power Cosmic
2. Twin Perils ‎- Word Supremacy
3. Random & K-Murdock - Forever Famicom
4. June Marx ‎- Body of God
5. Unusual Suspects - Unusuowl

Top 5 hip hop albums from 2011:

1. Twin Perils - Speak and Destroy
2. Del the Funky Homosapien - Golden Era
3. Mega Ran and Lost Perception - Black Materia: Final Fantasy VII
4. Jak Progresso - Dustwitch
5. Action Bronson & Statik Selektah - Well Done

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah, people who got into vaping without a prior nicotine addiction are idiots

This + people who end up vaping more frequently than they ever smoked and think making juice to feed their addicition is a fucking hobby. No, you are just trying to keep your addiction going.

If it's legitimately helping you to quit, then fine but if it's just a substitute to your wanting to kill yourself slowly then you're just a degenerate untermensch. Are there actual health benefits to vaping?

But do women who vape have better waist-hip ratios than women who smoke?

Not from my experience but this part of the country isn't known for having an abundance of skinny people

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i dunno why but i laugh every time i see someone pull one of those ridiculous vape concoctions out.

 

[The Ozzman]

i dunno why but i laugh every time i see someone pull one of those ridiculous vape concoctions out.

Because they are ridiculous generally

 

[zabu of nΩd]

If it's legitimately helping you to quit, then fine but if it's just a substitute to your wanting to kill yourself slowly then you're just a degenerate untermensch. Are there actual health benefits to vaping?

I meant a health benefit relative to smoking.

I was using only patches for two years, but my girlfriend smokes, and I ended up relapsing on cigarettes due to having the temptation around, so now I'm vaping again to stay off cigs. So yeah, I consider vaping a step toward quitting. I don't "want to kill myself slowly" -- I'd rather quit completely, but nicotine is extremely addictive. It's hard to understand how addictive unless you've used it.

 

[The Ozzman]

It's hard to understand how addictive unless you've used it.

There you go assuming I haven't used it. I smoked cigarettes maybe a dozen of times in my life and cigars even fewer times. Never saw the appeal.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Ok, then consider yourself lucky.

 

[The Ozzman]

Ok, then consider yourself lucky.

Here's a genuine question: Why did you start in the first place?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Someone offered me a cig shortly after the breakdown I mentioned in another thread. I don't want to get into the details here, but I was under a lot of stress at the time and not thinking rationally.

 

[Einherjar86]

Stop being a degenerate alcoholic/coffee addict and it won't be hard to wake up naturally.

I consider myself a morning person. I get up every weekday between 6:00 and 6:30, but I fucking LOVE my cup of coffee. I have two cups every morning.

Rarely drink coffee past noon though--not because it keeps me awake at night (caffeine doesn't have a big effect on me), but because too much gives me digestive issues.

I'm definitely a "morning person" as I'm up before 5 every single morning and I've never used any kind of wake-up alarm in my life. I probably couldn't sleep in if I wanted to.

Since waking up between 6:00 and 6:30 on weekdays, I rarely wake up later than 7:00 on weekends (although I usually don't get out of bed until 7:30). Also, having a cat that thinks he needs to eat at 6:30 a.m. every day makes it easier to wake up without an alarm.

 

[The Ozzman]

I have 50 ounces of coffee a day at work and sometimes more of I'm really tired

 

[no country for old wainds]

a pack of 20 cigs here is the equivalent of 15-20 dollars minimum (or it was before brexit fucked the pound), so theres probably a lot more incentive to quit. idk how people afford that shit.

 

[CiG]

I like how Ozz is berating someone for being addicted to tobacco when he's clearly addicted to caffeine. Can't stand either myself.