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[Conspicuously Absent]

haha. good, i hate the world. let's do it!

 

[MFJ]

FIGHT THE WORLD

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

VERSUS THE WORLD!

 

[NAD]

Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight



[/morbidly cool]

 

[MFJ]

I DEN TROLLSKA DALENS HJARTAAAAAAA

 

[lurch70]

back off get your own sandwich.

... I am not the one searching lurch posts from 8 months ago

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

neither am I. And it was some funny shit. Remember the RC team?

 

[lurch70]

i was referring to your sandwich chick ... lol

what team?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

ahhhh. It's funny to look back at that stuff now.

RC Team:
The RC-Team:


On tonight's A-Team, Lurch has an old friend who's a Fag. But his friend has a big problem. A rival Fag is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already hardcore danced with his friend's cousin, and tried to steal a record collection.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Erik, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the Fag, but she prefers Tully. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by man as robot.

The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival Fag. Tully says, ''Don't touch my beer!''. Lurch throws two guys through a window. Erik gets a black eye and Tully doesn't even break a sweat.

But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Henrik, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a Gaybar. Erik says, ''This looks gr1m''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored Love Rocket out of a Dieselharp and odds 'n ends.

The A-Team escapes and goes into Henrik's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to spread shitty music, and that record collection was the key.'' complains Henrik, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for man as robot.

''SPEEDO POWER!!'' says Lurch.

 

[lurch70]

 

[snow2fall]

At the same time! While naked!

You know that there'll be a camera ready at hand all the time, right?!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

NAD pr0n!

 

[lurch70]

frizzy hairy porn

 

[NAD]

Yeah you think I have a lot of hair on my head, you ain't seen nothin.

 

[snow2fall]

too late now ... my heart belongs to another

I had sushi tonight with that very person. She hugged me, and rubbed my back.

Well this is giving me some general hope now...

I guess we all need a little bit of that every now and then.
So yeah:

doooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

 

[lurch70]

I had sushi tonight with that very person. She hugged me, and rubbed my back.

i meant another another

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah. Summary.

LURCH.. get your ass to canadar in august. NAD, get your ass to canadar in august. MFJ, get your ass to canadar in august. bring beer, music, music instruments. anything you want.

 

[NAD]

OK USA.

 

[lurch70]

Yeah you think I have a lot of hair on my head, you ain't seen nothin.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I could wrap myself in shag carpet samples to make NAD feel more comfortable.