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[Hell Mike]

haha, well. after we left dime's house we stopped at a grocery store to use the bathroom. derick came out and said there was a guy in there looking at him, and that then he raised up his sleeve to show his danzig tattoo and was like "nice shirt!"
thats his excuse for looking at all the danzig shirt wearing men in bathrooms

lolz this reminds me of this summer when me and my brothers devastrukted Stockholm and we were atsome metal bar and a guy was checking me out when I was taking a piss and I was like hey man why the hell are youchecking me out and he was like oh man sorry justchecking the denim and I was like oh alright kool innit? and regular heavy metal chatting followed and he turned out to be mike wead that's krazy innit?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahaha cool

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

that got me thinking about my dream the other morning that king diamond and barry manilow were going to play a show together!

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...somehow it almost works

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i think this one speaks for itself

 

[lizard]

that bald dude looks like he's ducking rapid fire farting.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i took this pic on july 3, 2004, at the edge of the triangular field at gettysburg. finally just scanned it in to send to a ghosty website. i remember that at that particular time at that particular location, the people around me with digital cameras that were trying to take a pic of that wall were having a lot of trouble with their cams shutting off or the pics turning out too blurry to make out anything. guess he didn't mind my cheap snapshot

ok, look on the right, behind the wall. looks like a man in overalls. i took another pic of this same place and there's nothing there in that pic, not even brush or weeds, ruling out that he's just some foliage. ITS A GHOST.

closeup

 

[lizard]

wow...gettysburg is like my favorite spooky place in America!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah its spooky!...and the ticks make it REALLY spooky

 

[lizard]

I HATE ticks! and chiggers.

 

[NAD]

Pretty cool! Fuck ticks, every time I have to pluck one off a dog I get mad, even the ensuing bloodbath isn't worth it. Thankfully I don't have to deal with chiggers, good crap those things are creepy.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

god. the morning after that, i was sitting at the mall eating breakfast before work...just happened to touch my neck, and pulled a HUGE FAT TICK off my neck. aaaaaghhhhhhh....i was more of a bitter person in general back then so i just left it wriggling on the bench to latch on to someone else

 

[KILL TULLY]

Chigger sounds like a chinese person trying to be a gangster

 

[lizard]

they burrow into your skin and if you try to pop it out it leaves its head behind and causes an infection.

 

[NAD]

*shudder*

I remember I was joking about chiggers once to a friend and he said "knock that shit off man, you have no idea what you're messing with." So I called him a wuss and kept at it, but then after doing the research on them I realize I had confused them with wrong bug. So I don't make chigger jokes anymore.

 

[lizard]

 

[NAD]

hahahahahaha best. photoshop. ever. That's like my Ass Powder Flavor Lik-M-Aid:

 

[lizard]

good one...

and:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I just had a thought: All Henrik needs now is a bad mullet and pornstache and he can sing about his "ding-ding-dong"

well. maybe.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I like your wallpaper