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lizard said:
I don't know the entire story either, other than it was back when Chromatose and CT were "bonding" :blush::blush::blush::blush:

mmm hmmm! i think the coconut went through a bout of jealousy but when he met derick it was all cool.
 
lizard said:
unless its this part: "this damn little coconut deserves some lovin"

I'm hesitant to let my my wonder AND wander...:)

>_>....yes i've duct taped it between my boobies. SSHHHH don't tell derick!:loco:
 
People like that are like hardcore athletes, it's obsessive compulsive behavior

There was this lady in my neighbourhood that used to jog like a fucking psycho all the time, fit ass bitch ... but definetelly obsessed about it.
One day, while joggin she got hit in the head by one of those big ass mirrors from a bus as it was passing her (as for some unbenownst reason, joggers always feel compeeld to jog in the middle of the street) ... and she died on the spot.

I laughed my ass of and then had a drink and lit up a cigar ...
 
i work out for an hour or two every night, but ONLY cuz in don't have any other physical activity during the day :lol:
this couch is starting to sink too much :bah:
 
Marksveld said:
Im fat and drunk, if it makes you feel any better.

Actually, I'm running for 20-25 minutes every day. We'll see how that goes.
You're not fat/overweight at all, judging from the pics. Yep, you do have some meat on your bones but that's healthy (and I like guys who aren't stick-thing). I think you're hot if that helps.


@lurch70: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's hilarious. I don't like it when they jog in the middle of the road, same with those bike riders who do that too.
Sometimes death is funny... like when this large screen tv fell on top of this kid here. It is funny in a way (as it's so weird), but still :/ as the kid died.
 
mousewings said:
You're not fat/overweight at all, judging from the pics. Yep, you do have some meat on your bones but that's healthy (and I like guys who aren't stick-thing). I think you're hot if that helps.

Why thanks! It feels good to hear some things like this, considering everyone in my town (especially the females) are shallow cunts that wouldn't give me the time of day if I tried to have it. I appreciate it :) Now get some pics of yourself so I can hit on you or something :grin:
 
These are the petnuts we've had lately:

Zeus (dead now, unfortunately, it's rather hard to bring up a chick without experience):

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The Bloodrabbit (aka Rozi - last news about her was she ruined the DSL cable)

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Cricket (she's dead now too :( my doggie, killed by a truck)

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And ole Aliz 4ever

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I'd really like a dog, cause these are/were sort of family pets, but I live on my own now and I'm mostly out, sooo *sigh*
 
The bird was with us for a short while only, although he (she?) started to learn to fly. Cricket's death was different. But I wasn't at home when it happened, fortunately.

The dog and the rabbit together are even cooler, hunting dog, my ass :D

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If someone ever killed my dog, even if completely by accident, I'd have to kill them in return. I'd have to say "look little girl, I know this wasn't even your fault, but this is America and it's eye for an eye, I'm gonna have to choke you now."
 
Marksveld said:
Why thanks! It feels good to hear some things like this, considering everyone in my town (especially the females) are shallow cunts that wouldn't give me the time of day if I tried to have it. I appreciate it :) Now get some pics of yourself so I can hit on you or something :grin:

Well, to balance things out, I think you are FUCKING FAT! Go to the gym!!!




:cool: :cool: :loco: :loco: :tickled: :tickled: Jus' kiddin'!