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[NAD]

Whoa, I look Jewish? I think it's my big nose, but like, it's not very big really. I mean compared to my two Jewish friends.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

It sounds pretty similar to that goat something or other that went around for a while. my friend sent it to me, next time I saw him I punched him in the face.

I don't like that stuff, it's a waste of time and my appetite.

 

[dorian gray]

wtf goat?

 

[NAD]

UGGGGH yeah I don't even like to mention the name, that shit is fucking gross.

It's called goatse. Do NOT look it up. If you spend enough time on UM I'm sure you'll see it though.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

http://images.google.ca/images?q=goatse&hl=en

Left hand side, 3rd image.

 

[NAD]

The worst part is there are worse things out there than goatse and tubgirl put together. I know the links. I shall not reveal them.

 

[Demilich]

Whoa, I look Jewish? I think it's my big nose, but like, it's not very big really. I mean compared to my two Jewish friends.

it's the hair

 

[dorian gray]

It's called goatse. Do NOT look it up. If you spend enough time on UM I'm sure you'll see it though.

i thought it was goatse. saw it mentioned on the opeth forum, before i banned myself from there. never bothered to ask what the fuck people were talking about. ill stay ignorant.

 

[Demilich]

The worst part is there are worse things out there than goatse and tubgirl put together. I know the links. I shall not reveal them.

at least pm them to me.. i have a morbid fascination with this kinda thing!
just wanna see how bad it could possibly be!

 

[NAD]

Ironically the first place I saw it was the Opeth forum. I didn't come to UM for 6 months after that.

 

[NAD]

at least pm them to me.. i have a morbid fascination with this kinda thing!
just wanna see how bad it could possibly be!

You're a sick sick fucker.

I tried to PM you, you're box is full. I'm not going to link them from here, I don't want to be indirectly responsible for anyone losing their lunch. Clear your inbox!

 

[Demilich]

 

[dorian gray]

I didn't come to UM for 6 months after that.

haha! apparently you guys aren't held accountable for disgusting shit found on your computer by say...a wife. i don't even want the *word* tubgirl on my hard drive.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

My friend's wife sent me this however, it's not gross, just kinda ironic to receive from someone you hit on constantly


http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=157

 

[dorian gray]

should i open that link?

 

[NAD]

haha! apparently you guys aren't held accountable for disgusting shit found on your computer by say...a wife. i don't even want the *word* tubgirl on my hard drive.

No I'm pretty single over here. Although when I wasn't, I had a lot more porn than I do now. My friend has to hide his computer porn in some buried folder under Windows from his girlfriend, haha.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yes, it's hilarious... it's about the smurfs....

 

[dorian gray]

My friend has to hide his computer porn in some buried folder under Windows from his girlfriend, haha.

ha! the funny thing is you can't really hide anything on a computer. sounds like he's lucky it's only his gf and not his old lady- otherwise she's be in there diggin around. anyway, porn sucks. it's not good for a relationship...or yourself for that matter. personal experience speaking here. but whatever. not tyring to preach.

 

[NAD]

I actually look at porn for the social implications, it's a sort of study. Like I try and guess how much money the women make, or what their childhood was like growing up. It's fascinating to find out that some professional pornstars are members of Mensa or hold high educational degrees. I try to divide them up into two categories, those who are in it for a quick buck at 18 years old, and those who truly love sex.

Afterwards I have a wank, of course.

 

[Nico]