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[cthulufhtagn]

hahaha when i saw chututstuufajgoggtoot post that earlier i knew lurch would eventually make a comment.

small girls rule, they only bad thing is long legs isn't their specialty. oh well, as long as they can get their knees behind their ears i don't care.

oh man, i'm glad i talk this way in real life otherwise only internet chix0rz would think me a pig!

...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

good times with key lime pie. twice tonight!

what what?

i hope krigloch is proud of me

 

[NAD]

just received a mystery box from americanmusical.com:

wtf?

WTF.

a rolled up catalogue, one page receipt, and a shitload of bubble wrap.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

maybe it came with a fart as well but you didn't realize it.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I would have put porn in the box too.

 

[NAD]

i thought it was just me farting as i opened it but now i'm not so sure...

 

[Krilons Resa]

:zombie:

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

HOW DARE YOU!!!

 

[Krilons Resa]

HOW DARE YOU!!!

 

[Demilich]

dude, you look like you're getting stabbed. can't win em all, i guess. better luck next time.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

yeah fact of the matter is, chick eating food > me eating food.
I'll take the loss and be back at it in the morning.

 

[Demilich]

but you're fatter, and she likes poop, so the scales may be evened out a bit!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

im not worried about my skills though. Im a master.

 

[NAD]

i once dated a girl that ate ice cream so seductively it would give you a boner. she never even knew she was doing it, but i swear it was like on par with the greatest blowjob in history.

she's all married to some marine now.

 

[E-bortion]

i once dated a girl that ate ice cream so seductively it would give you a boner. she never even knew she was doing it, but i swear it was like on par with the greatest blowjob in history.

she's all married to some marine now.

The yogoo girls win in that category. God I want to piss on an Asian girls feet.

 

[Demilich]

why stop with the feet?

 

[NAD]

The yogoo girls win in that category. God I want to piss on an Asian girls feet.

haha! i think i used this picture in one of my "caption this photo" threads.

seriously though, this chick drinking a vanilla shake was by far the most seductive thing i've ever seen. and i've been on safari!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Look its the guy from Dschinghis Khan in the background!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

HOW DARE YOU!!!

 

[E-bortion]

IM FCUGKIN DRUNK