The (Unofficial) write anything you want page - part 2

[dorian gray]

Ye faggoths!!

 

[SonOfNun]

I didn't know this Tavern was a thing. That's what I get for not reading the 280283523050845802350845802450894 drunk threads.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Zombiemode today

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

What the hell is going on here?

Same craziness as every other day

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

12 hours every fucking day. And the heat is brutal right now!
Yesterday after I finished my route I went into the gas station, grabbed a Gatorade, and walked into the giant cooler. Hey, it didn't say keep out.
Cracked open the cold Gatorade in the 40 degree cooler and just stood there. Felt so good!

Off today. About to throw Bolt Thrower - ...For Victory onto my turntable

 

[MFJ]

Krig, have you ever heard of the book "Post Office" by Charles Bukowski? Im sure you dont have much time to sit around and read these days, but its an awesome book. It's a quick/easy read and generally I found it to be hilarious. It's about his time working as a postal employee, and how much he hates it. For some reason, he just keeps doing it though.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Haha!
I may check it out

 

[Ellestin]

Being a mailman was my dream as a kid. But I was thinking along the lines of lonely bicycle routes in the hills with a dog trotting by my side

 

[NAD]

“You knew we were going to let you go?”

“Bosses are never hard to fathom.”

“Chinaski, you haven’t been pulling your weight for a month and you know it.”

“A guy busts his damned ass and you don’t appreciate it.”

“You haven’t been busting your ass, Chinaski.”

I stared down at my shoes for some time. I didn’t know what to say. Then I looked at him. “I’ve given you my time. It’s all I’ve got to give–it’s all any man has. And for a pitiful buck and a quarter an hour.”

“Remember you begged for this job. You said your job was your second home.”

” . . .my time so that you can live in your big house on the hill and have all the things that go with it. If anybody has lost anything on this deal, on this arrangement . . .I’ve been the loser. Do you understand?”

--from Factotum

Post Office also rules. Immensely.

 

[NAD]

Being a mailman was my dream as a kid. But I was thinking along the lines of lonely bicycle routes in the hills with a dog trotting by my side

If this is how you deliver the Convivial Hermit in Europe I will move there tomorrow.

 

[J.]

Is this the way it is?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

lol yep
Mail fucking sucks. Worthless shit
Some people get giant handfuls daily. Why the fuck do you need all that shit????
Then you throw in the packages. Seriously, it's the same house getting shit... EVERY FUCKING DAY!
Go to the fucking store to get water!
Go to the fucking store to get papertowels!
Go to the fucking store to get toilet paper!
Go to the fucking store to get dog food!
Go to the fucking store to get cat litter!!!!!!
FUCK!!!

 

[dorian gray]

I’m moving there regardless

edit: Europe I mean

 

[dorian gray]

Lol at the mail stories. This whole time I’ve been thinking about Newman

 

[J.]

we might be reading about Frank on the news one day

 

[Krilons Resa]

If Krig grew out his hair a bit....

 

[J.]

Lol at the mail stories. This whole time I’ve been thinking about Newman

I equate everything that happens in my life with "It's like that time in Seinfeld when...."

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

pfft, I'm the one laughing the most at that shithole

 

[dorian gray]

I equate everything that happens in my life with "It's like that time in Seinfeld when...."

Haha! Me too!
Or it’s a variant of that like “this seems like it would be a plot in a Seinfeld episode”

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Krigloch the Furious
Somehow reading the posts about your life sucking is somehow making me think of the lyrics from the Friends theme song