The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Holy fuck that was hilarious :lol:

On my way into the gas station to grab smokes, a well-dressed businessmen maybe in his early 40's asked for directions somewhere, which I happily provided. We came into the store at the same time and he proceeds to RANT about how he's "TWO DAYS CLEAN OFF CRACK COCAINE!", and marijuana was his gateway drug, and man it's rough to quit, etc etc. He was so fuckin hyper about it. I just got my smokes and said "Good for you buddy, keep it up" while trying not to laugh.
 
The funniest part was just how totally unexpected it was. When I gave him directions he seemed so normal.
 
The funniest part was just how totally unexpected it was. When I gave him directions he seemed so normal.



Lol the normal looking ones are typically the strangest lol sound like he's just really proud of his accomplishment and wanted to tell the world.

Once a woman at a bus stop asked me what time the bus was due, so I told her then she just randomly went on to say how if you eat too many prawn cocktail flavoured crisps you're sweat smells like wee. I just nodded and carried on waiting for the bus.
 
The tax season craziness is starting to pick up. Paychecks are gonna be nice for the next two months, but fuckkkkk, the stress is almost not worth it.

Days like today im happy to have a medical marijuana card, where I can go buy fresh dank herb on my way home from work, and smoke bowls all night.

Gotta love it.