The Whining and Bitching Thread

[CF87]

This is my metal-zone. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My metal-zone is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my playing.

My metal-zone, without me is useless. Without my metal-zone, I am useless. I must use my metal-zone true. I must play tighter than my fellow guitarists.

My metal-zone is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn how to use it and master it. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its level, its equilizer, its distortion. I will ever guard it against the ravages of bed room disaster. I will keep my metal-zone clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

 

[seedofvengeance]

That is the best post you have made in a very long time, Greys.

 

[Ender Rises]

That was a good'un.

 

[Satanstoenail]

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

LMFAO

 

[Belligerent]

Greys is one of a kind

 

[False Joe]

I hope Greys continues to never get laid.
I assume once he does he'll relax for abit.

 

[mutantllama]

This is my metal-zone. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My metal-zone is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my playing.

My metal-zone, without me is useless. Without my metal-zone, I am useless. I must use my metal-zone true. I must play tighter than my fellow guitarists.

My metal-zone is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn how to use it and master it. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its level, its equilizer, its distortion. I will ever guard it against the ravages of bed room disaster. I will keep my metal-zone clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

 

[just metal]

Arsenal were rubbish today, lucky to go away with the 3 points.

Pompey didn't even have more than one shoot at Arsenal's target, stfu.

 

[The Ozzman]

The 9 volt battery in metal zone just died.

Why don't you replace it?

or was it the bigger battery?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

you cant replace a battery, duh

 

[The Ozzman]

you cant replace a battery, duh

buh?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

guh!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

huh?

 

[cookiecutter]

wat

 

[zabu of nΩd]

42

 

[mutantllama]

buh?

guh!

huh?

wat

The wat is what made it funney

 

[mutantllama]

Fucking hate it when I leave the site for a bit, then when I come back, threads that I already viewed come up as bold.

 

[intothetrees]

haha, I don't even pay attention to bold or regular font. Unless there's posts that Ive missed.

 

[CF87]

Why don't you replace it?

I don't have any money right now.