The Whining and Bitching Thread

[cookiecutter]

Well it happens to most of us.

 

[False Joe]

I've learned to not be too awkward around girls by insulting them at regular intervals.
It's hard to be awkward around someone you've called a slag 15 times.

 

[seedofvengeance]

This is why you have hairy palms.

 

[False Joe]

I'd have hairy palms anyway.
Now I have hairy palms, but atleast don't have hairy palms and collection of stolen long rainbow coloured socks.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Look, let's leave Mort out of this.

 

[False Joe]

Look, let's leave Mort out of this.

But it's so easy

 

[mutantllama]

Earlier today, we were soldering in my computer class, taking off capacitors of old mobos, and clean the parts out, and that kind of shit. Anyways, my neighbor accidentally let some solder fling at my arm or some shit, and it got on my arm. It was fucking hot!
*edit* also, cpu fan cords, still somehow get in the cpu fan on my computer there. Damn them for gift wrapping everything!

 

[Vimana]

I lost my Hong Kong ID and I'm going back to Hong Kong tomorrow. Shit.

 

[intothetrees]

I'd like to drag her bleeding corpse intothetrees and have my way with it.
Wait, what?

Waaat? My bloody corpse?

 

[False Joe]

Waaat? My bloody corpse?

I could have your bleeding body if you prefer.
I mean, it's like once a month with you things so I'd be fine either way.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.

I know I know I know I want you.

 

[intothetrees]

oh my.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

Stop saying you like "all" movies and especially that you like "all" music just because you like both U2 and Metallica. You don't like "everything", I don't like "everything", nobody likes "everything", and nobody thinks you're deep for saying so or because you go to college even though you have no idea what you want to do with your life and there's someone else out there that deserves that seat a lot more than you do. I can bust out about 30 bands right now you don't and won't like so just don't even go there, if you want to hang out and talk music let's get straight exactly what you do and don't like even though I already know most of what you like is going to be shit because 90% of people who share taste in one area of the arts like film or music pretty much follow through with everything else and we will not get along, because you thrive on unintelligent drivel and your personality is horrible.

 

[Ender Rises]

The more posts I read from OCI the more I like him.

 

[False Joe]

I print off his posts and take them to the bathroom for a little 'me' time.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

OCI is my lord.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

so..so.....does this mean...I can get some curly fries when ya'll go out to Arby's now?

































it better

 

[Evil?]

Stop saying you like "all" movies and especially that you like "all" music just because you like both U2 and Metallica. You don't like "everything", I don't like "everything", nobody likes "everything", and nobody thinks you're deep for saying so or because you go to college even though you have no idea what you want to do with your life and there's someone else out there that deserves that seat a lot more than you do. I can bust out about 30 bands right now you don't and won't like so just don't even go there, if you want to hang out and talk music let's get straight exactly what you do and don't like even though I already know most of what you like is going to be shit because 90% of people who share taste in one area of the arts like film or music pretty much follow through with everything else and we will not get along, because you thrive on unintelligent drivel and your personality is horrible.

This is 100% truth. I yell at people whenever they tell me they listen to "everything".

 

[seedofvengeance]

If I could eat Arby's curly fries every day for the rest of my life, I would consider my life a success.

 

[Vilden]

Stop saying you like "all" movies and especially that you like "all" music just because you like both U2 and Metallica. You don't like "everything", I don't like "everything", nobody likes "everything", and nobody thinks you're deep for saying so or because you go to college even though you have no idea what you want to do with your life and there's someone else out there that deserves that seat a lot more than you do. I can bust out about 30 bands right now you don't and won't like so just don't even go there, if you want to hang out and talk music let's get straight exactly what you do and don't like even though I already know most of what you like is going to be shit because 90% of people who share taste in one area of the arts like film or music pretty much follow through with everything else and we will not get along, because you thrive on unintelligent drivel and your personality is horrible.

I HATE this. If a talk to a girl and we start discuss music and she tells me she likes "everything" I get annoyed. If she doesn't explain herself very fast I will take it as she isn't interested in music one bit and as that is one of my bigger interests I probably will go "next" on her pretty fast.