The Whining and Bitching Thread

[sevag00]

Runk, thanks for changing your avatar.

 

[Belligerent]

That all depends on what type of "snow blowing" you are doing.

No, haven't done any blow in 6 months and probably never again. Just weed for me sir

 

[mutantllama]

Rule 34 ftw/l

Told ya.

I'm quoting this again because I'm a faggot.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

^What he said.

Metal fans are probably the most passionate about their music. Hardcore rap fans might be comparable, but I can't think of another group of fans that takes music as seriously as we do. Except Tori Amos fans.

Indie and emo fans are as die hard as metal fans, but far more pretentious about it.

Every once in a while I meet someone who claims to "not be into music" and I wonder if they're real.

I was like this in elementary and middle school, because I never heard music other than what my parents would listen to while driving me to school and back. I would occasionally sleep with the radio on too, even though there was really nothing on it that I ever liked, but I could at least tolerate most of it. Finally one night, just by coincidence, I woke up some time between midnight and 6:00 AM Sunday morning during a metal show and I really liked it, which pretty much changed the way I thought about music, because until then, the only music that I could even partly enjoy was nu-metal and dance

EDIT: I still like 90's dance

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

I think everyone who was this certain age group during the 90's has weird 90's Euro-dance stuff kind of embedded in their soul somewhere.

 

[cookiecutter]

Joe, I wish you had just left that to the imagination . Sadly I'm pretty much desensitized to that sort of thing by now.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

Wal-Mart. 34236246245235 registers. 3 open registers. AT ANY ONE TIME. ALL I WANTED WAS A SMALL PACK OF RAZORS BECAUSE MY FACE LOOKS LIKE A SACK OF BUTTHOLES. INSTEAD NOW I HAVE TO PEOPLE WATCH FOR 20 MINUTES WHILE I WAIT IN LINE AND CONSIDER BECOMING SOME FORM OF MASKED VIGILANTE TO STOP SELECTED AMOUNTS OF THE POPULACE FROM BREEDING. SOME ELEMENTS OF ABORTION ARE ILLEGAL, YET ALL YOU GET IF YOU SMOKE LIKE A CHIMNEY AND DRINK LIKE A FISH WHEN YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR LITTLE UTERU-PARASITE IS A MINISCULE SURGEON'S GENERAL WARNING ON THE PACKAGES. ALSO, WHY DON'T YOU CONSIDER WHAT THE KID MIGHT FEEL LIKE LATER WHEN HE LEARNS HE PASSED THROUGH SOMEWHERE A BUNCH OF POTHEAD REDNECK PENISES HAVE RUBBED THEMSELVES UPON FOR HOURS JUST TO ENTER THIS TOILET EARTH WITH ASTHMA.

 

[supseudonymous]

It's like if Greys was sober and able to contemplate topics other than girls.

 

[The Ozzman]

Wal-Mart. 34236246245235 registers. 3 open registers. AT ANY ONE TIME. ALL I WANTED WAS A SMALL PACK OF RAZORS BECAUSE MY FACE LOOKS LIKE A SACK OF BUTTHOLES. INSTEAD NOW I HAVE TO PEOPLE WATCH FOR 20 MINUTES WHILE I WAIT IN LINE AND CONSIDER BECOMING SOME FORM OF MASKED VIGILANTE TO STOP SELECTED AMOUNTS OF THE POPULACE FROM BREEDING. SOME ELEMENTS OF ABORTION ARE ILLEGAL, YET ALL YOU GET IF YOU SMOKE LIKE A CHIMNEY AND DRINK LIKE A FISH WHEN YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR LITTLE UTERU-PARASITE IS A MINISCULE SURGEON'S GENERAL WARNING ON THE PACKAGES. ALSO, WHY DON'T YOU CONSIDER WHAT THE KID MIGHT FEEL LIKE LATER WHEN HE LEARNS HE PASSED THROUGH SOMEWHERE A BUNCH OF POTHEAD REDNECK PENISES HAVE RUBBED THEMSELVES UPON FOR HOURS JUST TO ENTER THIS TOILET EARTH WITH ASTHMA.

Awesome

 

[Ender Rises]

It's like if Greys was sober and able to contemplate topics other than girls.

And funny to boot.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Awesome x2.

 

[Vimana]

My roommate seems to not know some things. Like that you shouldn't hint at the fact that your roommate watches porn in fucking English class.

We are getting ready for a presentation where we select a movie and watch it and review it and he says (with a big grin) "how about that japanese film you were watching last night?" My English teacher just said "a film that is appropriate for school" but she has a good sense of humor and won't get all preachy and christian on me.

 

[False Joe]

You're always meant to suggest someones watching porn.
T'is the way of life.

 

[Nightmare_Heaven]

Woke up today and my TMJ joint is killing the right side of my face and I have some back pain aswell. I'd really like to be unconscious right now

 

[cavegirl]

I'm in a kitten kicking mood.
It would ease my frustrations greatly.
Die kittens. Die.
In other news, 99% of people are ungrateful sods.

 

[cookiecutter]

Why are you watching porn when your roommate is around?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm so sick of this town. I'd love to buy one of those decommisioned czeq tanks, reactivate the weaponry and rip it apart.


Not really but still.

 

[Vimana]

Why are you watching porn when your roommate is around?

Sometimes he isn't asleep when I think he is.

 

[cookiecutter]

Aww dude come on. That's gross even if he is asleep. He must leave the room occasionally.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

That's kind of creepy if he's asleep. uke: