The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Vimana]

Most of the time I just do it on the weekends when he isn't here.

 

[mutantllama]

Do it all over his face.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

Do it all over your face.

 

[Vimana]

On a related note my computer was taken away last night so I can't watch porn except during study hall when I'm allowed to have my computer for doing this Chinese audio course. But of course I can't watch porn then.

 

[Zephyrus]

In Maoist China, porn watches you.

 

[cookiecutter]

On a related note my computer was taken away last night so I can't watch porn except during study hall when I'm allowed to have my computer for doing this Chinese audio course. But of course I can't watch porn then.

Gonna have to start making withdrawals from the spank bank.

 

[arg]

Woke up today and my TMJ joint is killing the right side of my face and I have some back pain aswell. I'd really like to be unconscious right now

my tmj fucks up sometimes too. what medicines do you take and does hot or cold work better for you?

 

[The Ozzman]

On a related note my computer was taken away last night so I can't watch porn except during study hall when I'm allowed to have my computer for doing this Chinese audio course. But of course I can't watch porn then.

How the fuck did you get your comp taken away? Isn't it your computer?

 

[Vimana]

The school takes all electronics (except phones) from students if the student has more than 2 d's or an f. I don't care though. I can still use the library and computer lab and I get my computer back next weekend because it's Chinese new year break and the end of the semester.

 

[mutantllama]

That's fucking gay.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

The school takes all electronics (except phones) from students if the student has more than 2 d's or an f. I don't care though. I can still use the library and computer lab and I get my computer back next weekend because it's Chinese new year break and the end of the semester.

Be careful, or you might get the bamboo switch.

 

[mutantllama]

Speaking of Asia and school, on the DotA forums I found a site that said that an teacher ripped the cheek off a student.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

The school takes all electronics (except phones) from students if the student has more than 2 d's or an f. I don't care though. I can still use the library and computer lab and I get my computer back next weekend because it's Chinese new year break and the end of the semester.

Wouldn't that just further impede your ability to study?

 

[The Ozzman]

The school takes all electronics (except phones) from students if the student has more than 2 d's or an f. I don't care though. I can still use the library and computer lab and I get my computer back next weekend because it's Chinese new year break and the end of the semester.

Study harder

 

[Vimana]

I do, but I don't really use my computer for much really when I have it. Just music and internet access and sometimes games.

edit: and porn.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

an teacher

fail

 

[just metal]

I realized this long time ago, but now I know for sure, girls can never be taken seriously, and they're only good in bed. I just broke up with my gf, that bitch saw it coming, unappreciable manipulative bitch

 

[The Ozzman]

Pics or she didn't exist

 

[just metal]

she doesnt exist to you.

 

[Dak]

So I go to replace the brake pads/rotate the tires on my truck, and after getting the truck on the lift and the wheels off, it turns out I need different rear brake pads than what Auto Zone sold me. So a 1 hour job turned into a 3 hour job by the time someone picked me up, took me to Auto Zone to get the right brake pad, and back to the shop to finish.

It would have helped if the sales person had spoken decent english...