The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Onder]

We don't even have Spring in Maine. We have winter, 2 months of mud, then summer.

Let's have the mutantllama murder afterparty here then, this spring, you already know it here from your last trip anyway and we don't even have to kill mutantllama after all.

 

[mutantllama]

We don't even have Spring in Maine. We have winter, 2 months of mud, then summer.

Mud season sucks.

Let's have the mutantllama murder afterparty here then, this spring, you already know it here from your last trip anyway and we don't even have to kill mutantllama after all.

Can I come?

 

[Belligerent]

mutantllama murder afterparty

Can I come?

why yes you can

 

[mutantllama]

Sorry, you aren't invited.

 

[Onder]

Sorry, you aren't invited.

The point is that you won't make it to the afterparty mon garçon petit.

 

[mutantllama]

google translator fails for me.

 

[mutantllama]

The point is that you won't make it to the afterparty mon garçon petit.

Yeah, but I should still decide who gets to go. I mean, if I was going to murder someone I would let who ever they want and didn't want to go.

 

[tagradh]

I'm always warm too, apart from my hands. They tend to be shit-cold.

And I'm getting sick of this 'snow'. The novelty's worn off, and it's not even snow anymore anyway. It's just ice. Cold, hard, slippy-as-fuck ice.

And my left arse-cheek and wrist still hurt a bit from slipping on it on Thursday.

Go team. Manchester sucks but er, as we have so much in common... Wanna fuck?

 

[tagradh]

Oh, good God. You're 15.


I TAKE IT BACK.

 

[youdontknowme]

You're Jailbait
And I Just Can't Wait
Jailbait Baby Get Down

 

[arg]

noted. i took the liberty of stalking her myspace, which upon inspection leads to the inevitable "pics plz" where "pics" means "tits"

 

[tagradh]

Ecstasy, anyone?

 

[cookiecutter]

I had no idea England was so unused to snow

 

[Zephyrus]

So much for what Harry Potter movies teach us.

 

[tagradh]

I had no idea England was so unused to snow

It's fucking stupid. This is the most/longest snow has lasted here my whole life but still. Schools were closed all last week. wtf?

 

[False Joe]

I had no idea England was so unused to snow

You're looking for some miles up north.
SCOTLAND is used to snow.

 

[Liisa]

It has NEVER not snowed in England. It snows every year in either January, Febuary or March. I've never missed a winter here, I know. It's just the brand new hoard of immigrants in London that shit themselves and decided to not go to work when the white stuff came down. It was only the city of London that was knocked up by it.

 

[tagradh]

Good God, I want you.

 

[False Joe]

It has NEVER not snowed in England. It snows every year in either January, Febuary or March.

Not well.
Never actual snow. That settles, and you can make stuff of.

 

[Vitor]

I hate my body temperature.

I'm not fat, and I get plenty of exercise, I don't get out of breath walking or anything stupid like that but I get fucking hot so quickly.

I have to wear t shirts until it gets to -5C or smt.