The Whining and Bitching Thread

[waif]

Wow, there's a lolcat for everything. I think this applies to mL's situation:

 

[Einherjar86]

I'll fuck her for a crate of strongbow.

Strongbow is shit. No wonder you get so fucking sloppy.

 

[The Butt]

Aw, i was hoping she'd be taller than you

I don't see the appeal in taller chicks, tbh. :/

 

[Vimana]

I'm 6 feet (I think) so pretty much anything under 5'9 is good for me.

 

[False Joe]

Strongbow is shit. No wonder you get so fucking sloppy.

that was off vodka.
strongbow don't hit me that hard

 

[Xorv]

I had a similar experience not too long ago, very similar infact. I know exactly how you feel.

lulz

I sat next to her in class today, tired to bring up the whole subject and she didn't even want to talk to me about it. I asked her why she plays games with people and she just stormed out of class in the middle of the lecture shortly after. Told me a lot about her character today, few things more I wish I could've said but I think she got the point.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Asked the bitch to the movies today. She said she's available but there's nothing she wants to see. Asked her if there's anything else she'd wanna do, she said go downtown and shop, but they're all closed, so she quickly and conveniently decided that she wants to wait until we "know each other better" and there are better movies out in a few weeks (and wait until the "weather is better" whatever that means). This is just getting annoying.

 

[Vimana]

It's not worth it tbh. The hand already knows you and doesn't care about the weather.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Can people seriously stop making dumb jokes like that?

 

[Zephyrus]

It's not worth it tbh. The hand already knows you and doesn't care about the weather.

Says the one who tells us to get out more.

 

[The Ozzman]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

 

[skeptik]

You look totally more indifferent when you refer to her as "the bitch," I totally buy the authenticity.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

It's just because I don't want to reveal her name. And it's funnier to just refer to her as that. Lighten up br0!

 

[skeptik]

You could try "this girl" (or for Cara's sake, "this woman") or "this chick" or some other alternative that makes you seem less like

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

But the Fonz fucking rawks. Alternatively I could call her "Matt"

 

[skeptik]

Try it out, see how you feel about that.

 

[youdontknowme]

last three posts = LOL

 

[Vimana]

So does V5 want to feel he is trying to get into Dodens' pants or something?

but V5, in all seriousness maybe she really wants to enjoy a date or whatever and wants the conditions of it to be to her liking. Or she's avoiding you but judging by her actions (like waiting for you at your class) I don't think that's the case.

 

[Xorv]

dodens wtf is going on with your sig?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Try it out, see how you feel about that.

I was going for something else, but it figures you'd jump to that meaning of what I said!